In what had the potential for an interesting and profound Instant Meggenger conversation on the election, I did what I normally do, and turned it silly:
Leon – If Hillary doesn’t get the nomination, a lot of folks are gonna vote McCain just to keep a black man out the White House…What’chu think they gon’ do to MY black ass!
Leon – LOL j/k
Cubicle Girl – lol
Leon – …but not really j/k
Cubicle Girl – Yeah…in the Black of my mind, I always wonder…is B-rock gonna really get the vote? Is he gonna be in office and not get shot? Is he really a faithful husband?
Leon – He’s gonna hire me to walk around with him and make me shave my facial hair, so snipers will get us confused from a distance!
Cubicle Girl – lol
Leon – My job title will read: “Sacrificial Negro”
Cubicle Girl – You’ll be Barrack Hoebama
Leon – I’ll be a motherf*ckin’ TARGET!
Cubicle Girl – lol Undercoverbrotha
Leon – I might have to get some residual @ss before I get shot, though. Go to the club in my Obama getup, and be like “Michelle won’t be back in town until tomorrow girl…What’chu tryin’ to do?”
Cubicle Girl – lmao
Cubicle Girl – They might run in fear. I think Michelle will cut a chick
Leon – True. Michelle looks like she takes NO sheeeeet.
What’s funny, but also kind of sad, is that a lot of people really do have these fears regarding Obama’s campaign. It’s like a cautious optimism, because it only takes one misstep for the bottom to competely fall out for a man in his position. Or, God forbid, one security slip-up.
Barak Obama, if you’re reading this, good luck, dude. You are officially ListenToLeon-Endorsed! That said, don’t get too happy, because No, I will NOT actually take a job being your sacrificial light skinned black guy sniper decoy. You’ll have to find someone else to take one for the team, or in this case, the Free World.