Ode To The Carryout Lesbians

by on 02. Jun, 2008 in DC, Lesbian, Women

To the two lovely Indian lesbians
I met 1:50 AM at the Georgia Ave carrout,
Hope you two had fun at “The House” strip club.
I wish I had met you sooner in the evening
Maybe I could have joined you
As you looked at T&A in that grimy hole-in-the-wall.

Maybe destiny brought us together
Destiny, or the fact that the carry-out
Was the only nearby resturant still open
At that unGodly hour.
It is a sign from a higher power,
Indicating that we should have a threesome.

Lesbian #1 in the sexy little dress caught my eye first,
But the other one would get the business too.
Sorry I forgot your names, ladies,
But it was 2 AM,
And I had teriyaki chicken on the brain.
Please call me so that I can blow your respective backs out.

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    13 Responses to “Ode To The Carryout Lesbians”

    1. rawdawgbuffalo 02. Jun, 2008 at 11:32 am #

      lol to the chicken on the brain i resemble that remark

      Reply
    2. BK 02. Jun, 2008 at 12:41 pm #

      Oh My stars.. LOL

      Reply
    3. Cincy 02. Jun, 2008 at 12:43 pm #

      *finger snap* (*not the homo kind but the one from love jones)

      Reply
    4. Passion 02. Jun, 2008 at 1:28 pm #

      LMAO

      Reply
    5. Toni 02. Jun, 2008 at 2:08 pm #

      Been a lurker for a mintue now and I love the blog. But, teriyaki chicken at that hour! you’re threesome would’ve been cut to a mintue.

      P.S. I seem to recall that someone lost a bet;-)

      Reply
    6. Ed The Sports Fan 02. Jun, 2008 at 3:27 pm #

      WTF for that one, first of all who encounters 2 indian folks simultaneously, much less cute women, even more random is that they were lesbos? WTF…

      -Ed.
      http://www.edthesportsfan.com

      Reply
    7. Jabari Talib 02. Jun, 2008 at 4:07 pm #

      I am intrigued by the thought of two attractive Indian lesbians. Please take photos with your camera if you see them again.

      Reply
    8. G. Mo 03. Jun, 2008 at 8:23 am #

      You sir… are an idiot!!!!

      …and what did I tell you a few weeks ago having pics and vids maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!???

      Reply
    9. MissJay 03. Jun, 2008 at 11:07 am #

      Priceless…..

      Reply
    10. Hustleman 03. Jun, 2008 at 4:45 pm #

      @ G Mo, I was too hungry to worry about carrying a camera on me!

      @ MissJay, thank you.

      @ Ed, it was more like one FINE one, and one alright one…lol. Still, when the place you’re at is next door to a strip club at 2AM, expect to see ANYTHING!

      @ Jabari, if the fine one calls me, I’ll DEFINITELY take pictures…Maybe some video too!

      @ Toni, yep…someone did ;)

      LMAO @ Cincy’s comment

      @ BK, you should be used to me saying stuff like this by now!

      @ RawDawg, it happens to the best of us!

      Reply
    11. lola gets 04. Jun, 2008 at 6:13 pm #

      Wait, you actually gave them your number?? After reading this post, and the one about your derranged housemate, I can finally say that you are no bitch! You truly have balls dear sir!
      :)

      L

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    12. Nathalie 29. Dec, 2008 at 9:44 am #

      Leon, you are CRAZY! LOL Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

      Reply

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