I have a hangover. A swag hangover, that is. That Darryl Jenks confidence has carried over to today. Not only am I walking around like my sh*t don’t stink…I’m walking around like it smells like imported designer cologne. My sh*t is smelling real effervescent right now! What’chall know about doo-doo with built-in effervescense?
The only problem is, I have to go to Fredericksburg tonight. I’m looking like a jillion buck, and smelling like own personal brand of effervescent fecal matter, but I’m not going to be able to unleash the potency of this swag on the District of Columbia.
Everybody have fun tonight. Fellas, feel free to let your women have a night out with her friends, because the threat of her experiencing Leon Temptation is minimal since I’ll be 50 miles south. I’m a bad motherf*cker, but even I can’t have sex with someone from 50 miles away. Leon Jr jr, while quite formidable, is not THAT damned formidable!
“doo-doo with built-in effervescense”
I think I’ve gotta go lay back down now.
Don’t hurt them in Fredricksburg!
I’m hitting the streets of Raleigh hoping to find some fun. Do they have fun in Raleigh?
‘Smelling like own personal brand of effervescent fecal matter’
Youre a very stupid boy!