Innapropriate In Honor Of George Carlin

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy world has lost another giant. I just read that George Carlin passed away due to heard failure. To say that the man was extremely brilliant and prolific would be an understatement. He had a direct influence on many comedians, including the of honest and irreverent style of comedy that I seem to have a penchant for using in order to get my thoughts across to you all. So take some time and check out a few clips of his on YouTube, or actually get one of his comedy albums, stand-up shows, or books so you can have a few laugh in his honor. Trust me, you’ll be happy that you did. It’s crazy, because I was just downloading podcasts of one of his HBO specials from iTunes last night, and haven’t even had a chance to listen to the stuff yet.  I had no idea that the next day, I’d hear that he’s gone…         

Since George was never afraid to take on any topic, I’m going to joke about something a little less-than appropriate this afternoon. I am speaking of a YouTube video that someone sent me, which I didn’t mean to actually OPEN it at work. There is no nudity, but the women are wearing thonged-out attire appropriate only for jobs in the sex trade. You can’t be a real estate broker dressed like that…unless you consider renting space inside your vagina a real estate deal.  Hopefully, my friends in the IT department will erase that from the log files or something…There might be a free lunch in it for one of you motherf*ckers if you’re reading this :)

So now, since I have ventured down the street to post from an undisclosed coffeeshop, I am going to comment on the Not Safe For Work stripper pole video that was sent to me. The clip is of a couple of strippers doing Matrix-like, gravity-defying moves on a pole. If I were ever to become a pimp, these two women would be on my security detail. Nothing like having some kung-fu stealth ninja hoes on your team. I’d have them using the spikes on their clear heels to scale buildings and assasinate my enemies. One of them is so muscle-bound, she looks like she could give Serena Williams a run for her money in a one-on-one fight…Like she was made from leftover Kimbo Slice DNA.

Either way, once you get a chance to see these women do stuff on the pole that isn’t really all that sexy, but moreso impressive in an Olympic gymnast sort of way, let me know if you think they’d make good kung-fu assasin prostitutes, should I ever decide to have a career-change.