Comments on: Urinal Distance Is A Must http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/ ListenToLeon = Pure comedy Thu, 24 May 2012 07:18:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Yeah…I said it » Blog Archive » Moment Of Clarity http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12698 Yeah…I said it » Blog Archive » Moment Of Clarity Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:36:19 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12698 [...] Urinal Distance Is A Must [...] [...] Urinal Distance Is A Must [...]

]]> By: Babs http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12299 Babs Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:41:50 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12299 I am so mad you said poopies! But I feel you. I am so mad you said poopies! But I feel you.

]]> By: MissJay http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12284 MissJay Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:26:47 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12284 LMAO@ KraAY34th The bathroom dwellers thing I can relate to. Just GTFO already! I'm tryin to move my bowels dammit! LMAO@ KraAY34th The bathroom dwellers thing I can relate to. Just GTFO already! I’m tryin to move my bowels dammit!

]]> By: KraZy34th http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12277 KraZy34th Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:34:55 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12277 Thank you Babs!!!!!!! The reason for this is OBVIOUS! What if I happen to be doing poopies?!?! Then here comes some friendly assed woman choosing the stall next to mine, out of every other unoccupied stall in the restrooms to pee! It's not right.. Or hell, even if the roles were switched and I happened to be pee'ing, and they happened to be pooping. WHY would you make it a fucking point to go into the stall next to mine! All farting and pushing, being audible and gross! NO THX! Oh and my other pet peeve are bathroom dwellers. Those fucking females that make it a point to have a conversation in the bathroom while your trying to #2! It's like dang, now I can't even fart cause these two assholes can't walk their dumb asses outside to finish talking about whatever gossip they happened to stumble on that day! Thank you Babs!!!!!!!

The reason for this is OBVIOUS! What if I happen to be doing poopies?!?! Then here comes some friendly assed woman choosing the stall next to mine, out of every other unoccupied stall in the restrooms to pee! It’s not right.. Or hell, even if the roles were switched and I happened to be pee’ing, and they happened to be pooping. WHY would you make it a fucking point to go into the stall next to mine! All farting and pushing, being audible and gross! NO THX!

Oh and my other pet peeve are bathroom dwellers. Those fucking females that make it a point to have a conversation in the bathroom while your trying to #2! It’s like dang, now I can’t even fart cause these two assholes can’t walk their dumb asses outside to finish talking about whatever gossip they happened to stumble on that day!

]]> By: Babs http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12275 Babs Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:34:56 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12275 @KaNisa- precisely! And I'm mad you took the time to sketch the bathroom! lol @KaNisa- precisely! And I’m mad you took the time to sketch the bathroom! lol

]]> By: andy http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12274 andy Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:35:35 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12274 whitey confesses...i've done it once or twice at a club myself. i suppose i'm just a conversational kinda guy, and i think the alcohol makes it somewhat more excusable. whitey confesses…i’ve done it once or twice at a club myself. i suppose i’m just a conversational kinda guy, and i think the alcohol makes it somewhat more excusable.

]]> By: Alda http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12272 Alda Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:35:55 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12272 I agree with the every other as well. At work, I usually go into the first stall there when you walk into the door, and when people come in the stall right next to me while there are others open, it makes me cringe. I am a little concerned because we have overhead lights and not only can you see people's toes, you can see the shadows of tampons being unwrapped, etc, which I inevitably will see since I have to stare at the floor during the ergonomic squat. I agree with the every other as well. At work, I usually go into the first stall there when you walk into the door, and when people come in the stall right next to me while there are others open, it makes me cringe. I am a little concerned because we have overhead lights and not only can you see people’s toes, you can see the shadows of tampons being unwrapped, etc, which I inevitably will see since I have to stare at the floor during the ergonomic squat.

]]> By: Omari http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12270 Omari Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:06:17 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12270 John McClane of boogers. John McClane of boogers.

]]> By: Buji http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12268 Buji Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:40:22 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12268 his usual “I’ll Beat You Within An Inch Of Your Life” scowl. LOL thats some really funny s*#t! his usual “I’ll Beat You Within An Inch Of Your Life” scowl.
LOL
thats some really funny s*#t!

]]> By: anonymousnupe http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2008/06/25/urinal-distance-is-a-must/comment-page-1/#comment-12267 anonymousnupe Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:48:06 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/?p=978#comment-12267 I just always wondered why Anglo dudes pressed their torso and legs all up against the urinal to form a hermetic seal with the porcelain while they drain the vein, especially in a suit! It makes no sense. All that piss mist ricocheting right back onto your breeches, shirt, hands, meat, whatever…it’s just nasty. I truly believe that this maneuver even forms a chimney that causes the pisser to inhale his own exhaust while making his bladder gladder. White people are just vile. I just always wondered why Anglo dudes pressed their torso and legs all up against the urinal to form a hermetic seal with the porcelain while they drain the vein, especially in a suit! It makes no sense. All that piss mist ricocheting right back onto your breeches, shirt, hands, meat, whatever…it’s just nasty. I truly believe that this maneuver even forms a chimney that causes the pisser to inhale his own exhaust while making his bladder gladder. White people are just vile.

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