Once again, file this in the “only happens to Leon” department.
I mean, who else gets up on a Saturday morning to play basketball, stops by the mall food court afterwards to get a bottled water, and literally walks into a casting call for America’s Next Top Model? I have gone to every black college homecoming you can imagine. I’ve been to Hollywood. I’ve dated pornstars for Christ’s sake! Yes, pornstars with an “S”. Still, I have never seen so many beautiful women before in one place in my life!
Mind you, I was looking bummy since I came from the basketball courts earlier…so I did what any self-respecting player would under such circumstances: I adapted.
I went to the bathroom, washed up, changed into the red ListenToLeon.net shirt in my bag, then commenced to talking sh*t in Pentagon City. Unfortunately for you all, the battery on my camera died before I could get some video, but trust me when I tell you, it was what I envision Heaven to be like. Except in Heaven, they’d all be virgins, auditioning for Leon’s Next Top Orgy On Top Of A Cloud.
Seriously, I tried to get video but my camera wouldn’t cooperate…so it sucks to be you! I promise to make it up to y’all one of these days…
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Did you get any action?
V Renee, I try to avoid putting pending or recent information about my sex life on here, since everybody INCLUDING my mother reads this now…so I’ll respectfully answer your question with a “No comment” :)
I was sure you were going to say “The Next Top Model people took one look at how fine I was and decided on the spot to create a show around me!”
sounds like beer heaven LOL
So you won’t tell us if you got any action for fear of what your momma thinks but you will let your us (and your momma) know that you date pornstars?
@ Diva527, you think too gotdamned much! Stop rationalizing my sh*t talk! ;)
@ Rawdawgbuffalo, that does sound like a beer commercial!
@ Lacochran, I’m a suave type of dude, but that one is a stretch!
LMAO @ your response to Diva527!!! I was gonna ask you the same damn thing, too lol
Always keep an extra battery fully charged on standby for our viewing pleasure.