Not that I’d ever bad-mouth a man with guns than the National Guard and John Rambo in his house, but I definitely have to hand it to Clifford Harris and company: This joint right here is my official anthem for the immediate future:
T.I. feat Kanye West, Jay-Z and Lil’ Wayne – Swagger Like Us
Once again, I must thank the good people at The Smoking Section for putting this up the other day. I just opened a random e-mail providing links to a bunch of “World Premiere” music…Most of which has already been posted by the T.S.S. crew, because they stay on their job like no other.
After listening to that, I feel like releasing some arrogant observations. Here goes:
Observation 1 - Even after dropping the best verse on that song, posing in that pimpin’-assed suit and holding a shotgun, T.I. still reminds me of that little motherf*cker from 5th grade who used to fart in class and try to deny it. I don’t remember his name since he moved the next year(let’s call him Ronny), but I do remember this course of events happening about once every week on average:
Random 5th Grader – “EWW!!! Ronny pooted!”
Ronny – “Nuh-uhhh! No I didn’t!”
Teacher – “Ronny, did you break wind again?”
Ronny – *Silently looks down at the floor*
Observation 2 - Remember these words: Almost right is always wrong. That goes for wearing colors that almost match but don’t, a woman who would be sexy if her forehead weren’t sloped like a Neanderthal, and co-signing on major purchases for people whom you love, but you’re not 100% convinced they’re employed. When it comes to certain things, if you have to ask whether they’re acceptable, then the answer is probably “no“.
Observation 3 - I need to post more on my King Magazine column for the good of all mankind. I mean, look at my latest entry, for crying out loud! Someone is going to get laid this weekend if they remember those keys to success. Unfortunately, I haven’t been so lucky lately, because it’s lonely being a prolific writer in the making. I haven’t even had the time to unleash this raw Leon sexuality on the women of the world these days. It’s cool though. This hard work is a down-payment on future week-long trips to the Playboy Mansion.
Observation 4: Speaking of the Playboy Mansion, King Magazine should come up with their own version for the Black women, Latina ladies and W.G.W.A.s(White Girls With Ass). I’m more than willing to give up writing comedy to serve as their Hugh Hefner-style figurehead that hosts parties and walks around all day long in a smoking jacket. You hear that, King? The ultimate sacrifice!
Ok, this is becoming a completely random rant at this point, so I’ll end it here. Lemme put my headphones back on, and listen to my Swagger Theme Song one more time!
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i agree leon this is a nice song i have been rocking this song every morning while getting ready for work for a week straight!
I guess my ear for hip hop or rap or whatever it’s called is officially dead.
I wasn’t really moved by the song myself…
“co-signing on major purchases for people whom you love, but you’re not 100% convinced they’re employed”
LOL…why did my cousin ask me to co-sign on a car loan for her? I’m like there’s no way. I have 2 cars already what do I need with a 3rd car…because the moment she didn’t pay a note the creditors would be calling me. If I have to pay for it–its mine.
t.i. is about to run up in leon’s crib for that one…
not to impressed with that track..altho I do Like T.I……esp No Matter What etc etc
hi leon. thanks for comin to the spy lounge. i told you id visit your blog and show you mine.
http://www.eligood.blogspot.com
i rape george lucas bloggy-style.
no disrespect but yall hiphop taste is shity if u dont see the genius in this song.
lmao @ W.G.W.A
*ahem*
you get KING to go along with you on that Black playboy mansion thing, I wants me a room up in that piece.
please and thank you! :)
DO PEOPLE GIVE YOU A HIGH-FIVE ON YOUR FIVE-HEAD FOR YOUR WITTINESS ON THIS SORRY AZZZZ BLOOOOOGGGG!! LIFE??? YOU NEED. LIFE LINE, MOST DEFINITLEY.
HEY!…Liljohn tried to make a funny! And IT’S TYPED IN ALL CAPS! He must mean business!!!
@ LilJohn, there’s nothing worse than when a dumbass tries to make a smartass remark. You’re incapable of being witty if you lack wit, so just give it up. That, or go home, listen to some Jaime Foxx stand up routines, practice in the mirror, then come back here with something better next time. You f*ckin’ ass-clown.
@ Eli, the blog is hilarious! Thanks for stopping by.
@ Bellaabiz, Clifford don’t want it!
@ Phoenix and Kanisa, to each his/her own
@ Confessions of a SBW, if you co-sign, you have the right to take it whenever you want, in my opinion. I’d go to her job, and drive it right off the lot, leaving a note that says “This is Confessions of a SBW. I had to come get the car because I need to get groceries, and I have a hot date tonight. Take the train home, and I’ll drop it off in the morning. After all, MY NAME is on the lease, too!”
@ Big Homie, I kind of like M.I.A., but she wears too many bright ass colors. It’s like a kaleidoscope threw up on her entire wardrobe. I don’t know if I could tolerate the bright clothing long enough to f*ck her…LOL
@ AKAdemicz, Same here
@ Tiana, you can share my room ;)
@ Cincy, glad you appreciate that term!
Go out you fools. I’ll the one you to follow :P LILJOHN is funny :D