FUCK YOU WORDPRESS

I just upgraded to the latest version of WordPress, but in the process, half of my site has dissapeared. So if you tried to stop by my “Greatest Hits” or “Store” or “Photos” pages today and they acted crazy, I apologize in advance.

I know I backed this stuff up, but now I have to find where I saved it. I know WordPress is open-source, but if I find out who designed this latest version, I’m punching him in the chest, should I just randomly happen to see him in the street. If it’s a lady, I’m going to put her in a headlock and run for two blocks while giving her a knuckle-noogie, since punching a woman is just plain WRONG.

Fuck this shit! Sons of hairy, billy-goat bearded broke-leg bitches! GODDAMNITSHITMOTHERFUCKER!

I thought that little tourette’s-like outburst would make me feel better, but it doesn’t since I still have a bunch of work to do in order to solve this problem.

In the meantime, I started a miniature version of the blog over on Tumblr. Go ahead and check that out while I get things straight over here.

*EDIT* Problem solved. That swear-word explosion was a little premature!

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11 Responses to “FUCK YOU WORDPRESS”

  1. Hustleman 27. Aug, 2008 at 3:26 pm #

    Ok…I bit the hand that feeds me a little prematurely.

    Got my shit together now…Thanks for being patient as I used this post to do the online equivalent of hitting the heavy-bag!

  2. The Common Share 27. Aug, 2008 at 4:02 pm #

    Wow!! You need 2 get laid dude!!

  3. G.Mo 27. Aug, 2008 at 4:22 pm #

    I feel ya bruh. As much as I hate Blogger, I can manage it easier than WordPress without all the latest versions and what not. Keep it movin’ though partner. I see you got it straight.

  4. Hustleman 27. Aug, 2008 at 4:39 pm #

    @ The Common Share, get my d*ck off of your mind for a second and listen here: When WordPress does me like that, THEY’RE F*CKING WITH MY MONEY, MAING!!!

    @ G.Mo, I’m getting it together. I just didn’t feel like replacing half of my site, or spending my evening trying to locate my backup files. Now that I can relax instead, I’m good…

  5. Mike Licht 28. Aug, 2008 at 7:49 am #

    You had it easy. Wonkette still hasn’t recovered from its WordPress migration.

  6. The Common Share 28. Aug, 2008 at 8:55 am #

    LOL!! Damn you are an angry little man.

  7. Nikki 28. Aug, 2008 at 9:56 am #

    I upgraded to WP 2.6 a few weeks ago. I’m holding off on the 2.61 version. I don’t think I’ll upgrade again until November when the 2.7 version is released.

  8. Cincy 01. Sep, 2008 at 1:46 pm #

    tell em why you mad.

  9. bellasbiz 02. Sep, 2008 at 7:33 am #

    “Sons of hairy, billy-goat bearded broke-leg bitches!” WOW!!!!

    i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

    PAMOJA!!!

  10. Ryker 07. Jan, 2009 at 4:34 am #

    DSigtgPeTx0FO

  11. Kristy 15. Mar, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    haha… I’m afraid of wordpress and had a similar problem so I stopped. still have not gone back to figuring things out. this made me laugh soooooooooo hard! you are INSANE! love it

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