Your chihuahua is gay. No, really…Not because it’s a chihuahua, but because it is actually gay
I remember the Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary episode of South Park from back in the day, and I also know that homosexuality and bisexuality does exist in the animal kingdom, but I never expected that my ex girlfriend would own an actual gay dog?
I was petting it, and I began rubbing it behind the ears since I know most dogs like that. Well, this little son of an actual bitch liked it a little TOO much. I have nothing against gay people, or gay dogs for that matter, but I was not ready for that chihuahua to roll over with a raging red erection. That f*cked me all the way up!
I can never go to sleep over there. That little dog may remember the ear rub, get worked up, then sneak out his cage and try to rape my face!
He’ll go from high-pitched barking, to talking in a stalker voice, like “Hmm…Sleep tight…but open your mouth a little wider!”
As you can see, I’m still a little traumatized. Just be happy that no Chihuahua got aroused in your presence and laugh at this sh*t. Thanks.
You will not be fearing a gay ass chihuahua, you better Adam Vinatieri that little ass dog and drop kick it. Just make sure you do it when the chick’s not looking or you might be done for. Yessir.
-Ed.
http://www.edthesportsfan.com
F*ck the bullsh*t…Whoever took that chihuahua in a toupee photo is automatically cool in my book! That thing still makes me smile every time I see it!
i thought all dogs react like that to being rubbed and shit…nah really.
pamoja!!!
IM DYING LAUGHING AT WORK LEON YOU ARE A MESS! BUT THAT PHOTO IS COLD… THIS WOULD MAKE A CUTE T-SHIRT
**Snaps for The Kids**
Tell the truth – you were shocked by the size of the “red rocket” weren’t you???
You need help bruh…
You are so wrong for this one!!!
LOOOL…
That little dog don’t see nothin’ wrong…
LMAO at the picture too.
THAT PICTURE IS TOOOO FUNNY!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG….I am at work in tears!!!
Leon you always find a way to make my day!!
That picture…
My best friend just adopted a Chihuahua and named him Gucci…Gucci needs that toupe’.
http://www.theeargasm.com
LOL @ the visual of the chihuahua coming up to you in the middle of the night on some “Tonight…YOU!!!” type shit.
“All I know is ball…and good…and RAPE!”
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