Your Chihuahua Is Gay

Your chihuahua is gay. No, really…Not because it’s a chihuahua, but because it is actually gay

I remember the Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary episode of South Park from back in the day, and I also know that homosexuality and bisexuality does exist in the animal kingdom, but I never expected that my ex girlfriend would own an actual gay dog?


I was petting it, and I began rubbing it behind the ears since I know most dogs like that. Well, this little son of an actual bitch liked it a little TOO much. I have nothing against gay people, or gay dogs for that matter, but I was not ready for that chihuahua to roll over with a raging red erection. That f*cked me all the way up!

I can never go to sleep over there. That little dog may remember the ear rub, get worked up, then sneak out his cage and try to rape my face!

He’ll go from high-pitched barking, to talking in a stalker voice, like “Hmm…Sleep tight…but open your mouth a little wider!”

As you can see, I’m still a little traumatized. Just be happy that no Chihuahua got aroused in your presence and laugh at this sh*t. Thanks.

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15 Responses to “Your Chihuahua Is Gay”

  1. Ed The Sports Fan 03. Sep, 2008 at 8:57 pm #

    You will not be fearing a gay ass chihuahua, you better Adam Vinatieri that little ass dog and drop kick it. Just make sure you do it when the chick’s not looking or you might be done for. Yessir.

    -Ed.
    http://www.edthesportsfan.com

  2. ListenToLeon 03. Sep, 2008 at 11:25 pm #

    F*ck the bullsh*t…Whoever took that chihuahua in a toupee photo is automatically cool in my book! That thing still makes me smile every time I see it!

  3. bellasbiz 04. Sep, 2008 at 8:03 am #

    i thought all dogs react like that to being rubbed and shit…nah really.

    pamoja!!!

  4. AKAdemicz_1908 04. Sep, 2008 at 8:44 am #

    IM DYING LAUGHING AT WORK LEON YOU ARE A MESS! BUT THAT PHOTO IS COLD… THIS WOULD MAKE A CUTE T-SHIRT

  5. Wonderlove 04. Sep, 2008 at 9:04 am #

    **Snaps for The Kids**

  6. CurlyQ 04. Sep, 2008 at 9:20 am #

    Tell the truth – you were shocked by the size of the “red rocket” weren’t you???

  7. G.Mo 04. Sep, 2008 at 12:46 pm #

    You need help bruh…

  8. Dirtyred 04. Sep, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    You are so wrong for this one!!!

  9. KaNisa 04. Sep, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    LOOOL…

    That little dog don’t see nothin’ wrong…

    LMAO at the picture too.

  10. GLADITSNIGHT.COM 05. Sep, 2008 at 12:36 pm #

    THAT PICTURE IS TOOOO FUNNY!

  11. Chamika 08. Sep, 2008 at 10:32 am #

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG….I am at work in tears!!!

    Leon you always find a way to make my day!!

  12. R.A.P 09. Sep, 2008 at 9:44 am #

    That picture…

    My best friend just adopted a Chihuahua and named him Gucci…Gucci needs that toupe’.

    http://www.theeargasm.com

  13. tiana danielle 01. Oct, 2008 at 7:49 pm #

    LOL @ the visual of the chihuahua coming up to you in the middle of the night on some “Tonight…YOU!!!” type shit.

    “All I know is ball…and good…and RAPE!”

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