I avoided talking about this topic for awhile, because a young aspiring writer I met a few months ago mentioned that he’s working on an article about today’s fashions. Since I don’t know exactly what angle he’s approaching the topic from, I’m just going to make a few quick observations on one particular DC area phenomenon: Dudes thuggin’ in skinny jeans.
Outfit almost acceptible, but cut your balls a little slack!*
I’m happy to see that skateboarding and skate culture has been embraced by more black kids these days than when I was young. It’s a beautiful thing. That said, most folks would be hard-pressed to intimidate anyone standing on the corner pedaling weed dressed like Tony Hawk. Here are a few reasons why:
- First off, you can’t whup me. That much is apparent. Looking all frail and dainty…
- Second, even if you could whup me, you’re not outrunning me in your nut-huggers and Vans.
- Third, I know you don’t have a gun. There’s no possible area on your snug attire for you to conceal it. The only place where someone dressed like that could possibly stash guns or crack is in his crack. So remember, if you ever do see any rockstar jeans-clad teenagers reaching into their butt crack, it’s time to haul ass. Actually, it’s a wise idea to at least cross over to the other side of the street anytime you see a stranger reaching into their butt crease in front of you. Nothing good can come from it.
There you go. Straight to the point. The moral of this story: Buy jeans that fit! Not too baggy, and definitely not too tight.
*disclaimer* Photo is an illustration of the style of ill-fitting skinny jeans those kids are wearing, and not an actual photo of DC nut-hugger youth.
Skinny jeans, but they sag to about mid-thigh level. I wonder how they keep them up.
You sound like an old man. GET OFF MY LAWN.
So true, Leon
@cb I wonder how they walk…. lol
I’m sorry but that shat looks retarded, even walking for them is somewhat awkward looking SMH let alone trying to run somebody down, forgetaboutit…..these youngins tho, skinny saggin jeans LOL even the concept sounds slow LOL
I guess the jeans are so tight that when they say to mid-thigh level, the thighs hold them in place.
i cant take a boy seriously…if … his jeans are tighter than mine…
xoxo
that shyt is FAR from cute.. Ugh I hate driving my daughter to school in the am and seeing these fools in the tight jeans..then you have a few who can’t get them up past their thighs and think its cool for their ENTIRE ass to be outside.. I laughed this AM when dude got sent home.. TRIFLING!
ere’time I see jokers wearing those joints two words come to mind… Wild Mango!!!
If God wanted the sack to be attached to our thigh, he would’ve created us that way. You aint suppose to have ya jeans vacuum sealed to ya scrotum. Imagine catching a boner with those biker slacks on. You’d die from the lack of blood flow to the main vein. I learned at the age of 10… boxers > briefs. Gotta let ya nuts breathe!
LMAO @ G.MO..yeah that shat can impair ya’ll “lil swimmers” LOL
I dont care what Jay-Z, Lil Wayne or no other jigga is saying…YOU CANNOT KEEP IT GANGSTA IN NUT HUGGERS! This also goes for niggas in low-rise jeans. Yes, I have seen it…sadly enough. Maybe I am old school and I hang out with my grandfather too much, but men should look like men. Not sugar plum fairies in disguise. You cant be my friend with denim leggings on…
How do these guy expect to get head with sweaty nuts after wearing those jeans?
Hey Leon, OMG..IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND YOUR SITE..
WTF WAS I DOING..ANYWHO..
I USED TO DATE A GUY WHO WORE THE ROCK STAR LOOK AND EVERYTIME WE WOULD ARGUE I WOULD SAY “I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY WITH YA TIGHT JEAN, YOUNG SHIRT WEARIN AZZ, WHAT KINDA MAN WEARS JEANS TIGHTER THAN ME? I KNEW I WAS THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP CUZ MY NUTZ HANG LOWER THAN YOURS AND I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY, YA BATCH!! LMAO
ITS A PROBLEM WHEN I CAN FIT MY BOYFRIENDS JEANS AND WEAR THEM AS MY OWN..
THAT IS SO HOMO THUG TO ME..
I LIKE A MAN WITH SWAG BUT NOT WHO LOOKS AS PRETTY AS ME..THANKS
(LEON I KNOW U REMEMBER ME YOU USED TO SEND ME B-DAY LOVE COMMENTS ON MYSPACE..REMEMBER Goddabody(DOT)com or myspace/blackbarbie85)
LOL. Leon, you’re right about this. What’s up with that mess? They go from one extreme to another. Those tight a*s pants make me uncomfortable and I’m not even the one wearing them.
LMAO @ denim leggings
YES The denim leggings had me laughing for real!
Im not feeling it but atleast this dude is skinny. hate it when fat people where them
i heard they was good for the varicose veins.
Agreed. If your jeans look like they’re trying to choke the shit outta your shoes, it’s time to upgrade to a bigger size. That is not acceptable.
YO STOP HATIN SON………MY NUTZ CAN BREATH AND DEY BIG AZ FUCK!!LOL SO WITH YA LIL’ HOMO BASHIN COMMENTS IS VERY STREOTYPICAL AND IGNORANT OPINIONS IM 16 AND I STILL GOT RESPECT IN MY HOOD YEAH I MOVED OUT DA HOOD BUT WHEN I GO BACK NIGGAZ STILL NO I BUST YA HEAD………DONT GET IT MISCONSCREWED NIGGAZ……DA 9 MILLIMETER CLOSE BY BELIEVE IT……MY NUTS CAN BREATH BECUZ I SAG A BIT I DONT FULLY WEAR IT ON MY WAIST CUZ MY KNOTS 2 BIG…….BUT IM COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY I LUV WOMEN 2 MUCH ACTUALLY AND I GURANTEE FA A FACT I CAN TAKE YA CHICK AND DA HARDEST GANGSTA RAP GROUP N.W.A WORE TIGHT JEANS SO WAT NOW ICE CUBE EAZY E WAT YEA EXCATLY………POINT CLOSED IM OUT FUCK NIGGAZ!!!!!!!!
SKINNY JEAN WEARER, You sound a little angry! You’d probably be calmer if you weren’t wearing nut-huggers. Ball space makes a difference, you know. I’m not gonna make fun of you and your caps lock comment too much, cause I know you’re uncomfortable right now
I just want you to Answer these two questions for me:
1.)What’s the point of having a sag in skinny jeans?
2.) Why is it “hating” when someone has a different opinion and doesn’t like what you like?
Jesus be an English tutor for that child!
Anyway, they keep those boney ass, BAMMA ASS jeans up by walking like penguins. Lookin’ just as foolish as the day is long. When I see them, I just embarrass the hell out of them. I talk about their lil’ man panties and laugh in their faces. Teehee!
YO LIKE I SAID YALL WAZ SCARED AZ HELL OF N.W.A NIGGAZ WITH ATTITUDE WHEN THEY CAME OUT AND DEY WORE SKINNY JEANS……….AND MAN PANTIES GET REAL SERIOUSLY LIL WAYNE WEARS THEM AND NOBODY TALKZ BOUT HIM 2 QUICK OR JIM JONES……SO WHATZ GUDD AND FOR DA LIL’ SUBLIMINAL SNEAK INSULT
“Jesus be an English tutor for that child! ” UNQUTE FOR YOUR F.Y.I IM A SOPHOMORE IN AP ENGLISH LITERATURE ADVANCE PLACEMENT SO GET RITE!!! AND EVEN IN THE 70′S YALL OLD ASSES WAZ WEARIN TIGHT JEANZ SO SHUT YA MOUF IM OUT!!!!!!
LMAO!!!
Go ahead and have the last word, because the comment section got 10 times funnier since you got here!
YO I AGREE WITCHA 100% AND IM A GURL…….I THINK MEN LUKK EXTRA SEXY IN EM……….SO YALL CAN HATE ALL YA WONT BAGGY IZ PLAYED OUT GET WIT IT BOO!!!!!!!
You’re an idiot. I can look up where these comments come from, so I know both SKINNY JEAN WEARER and TELL EM SKINNY JEAN DUDE are the same person.
The school system in North Carolina HAS to be better than this! God damn…
my girlfriend is very skinny that is why she likes skinny jeans and tight fitting trousers “”
sometimes skinny jeans are not comfortable to wear, i would always prefer to use loos jeans “-;