Ladies and gentlemen, “The ‘Itis” has set in. I’m not much of a cat person, but right now I can totally relate to this little fellow right here:
Yes, my friends, any and all Friday night plans are hereby cancelled, or postponed until after my post-work nap this evening.
So ladies, if you planned on trying to seduce me tonight, you might want to consider calling ahead or text-messaging. Although it’s within the realm of human possiblity for us to have sex while I’m knocked out asleep, your resorting to such tactics would pretty much constitute man-rape. Besides, things are much better when I’m conscious, I’d imagine.
That’s all you’re getting from me, because I have to be productive and focus with these next few hours before nap time. Enjoy your Friday afternoon!
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Get your nap! There are lots of things happening this weekend with the Black MBA conference in town…
You better man up! You can sleep tomorrow morning. MBA honeys await you!
If I were one to use that kinda language you know what I’d call you right now, right? It’s so obvious.