Last weekend, I watched the Washington Redskins whup up on the Dallas Cowboys over at the home of my mentor, Killer. I was the youngest person there, but I did not mind at all. Sitting with all of those veteran players made me feel like Goldie in that barbershop scene from The Mack.
I just sat back and took it all in, while contributing a few comic gems here and there…
The story that I thought about today for some reason, was one where Killer’s friend C. went to a strip club someplace down south with some friends. He said that he is not big on spending money in places like that, so he was ready to go fairly quickly. Then, a stripper walked over, and this conversation took place:
Stripper: “You want a private dance?”
C.: “No thanks.”
Stripper: “You sure? I can take you in a room in the back…”
C.: “Nah, I’m good. That sounds like some sh*t that would get this place raided by the police.”
Stripper: “You can’t put your hands on me, and you have to keep your clothes on, but I can give you a lapdance that’ll make you cum.”
C.: “Assuming you’re capable of that, which I doubt…You’re telling me that I’m supposed to pay you so I can cum in my pants, then walk around in those same pants for the rest of the night? That doesn’t sound all that appealing.”
Stripper: *Gives up and walks away*
Don’t ask me why I thought about this today, but the memory of that story made me laugh, so I decided to share.
Oh yeah, on a less-trashy note, I want to tell everyone to be on the lookout for my new column on www.blackpower.com once the site officially launches later this month.
Dang. I shouldn’t have watched that. I think it just set the Diaspora back 50 years.
cosigns with anonymousnupe…that clip made me cringe…
Congrats on the new writing gig, Leon.
You two have never seen “The Mack”? That’s a ghetto classic!
@ Anonymousnupe, it’s from 1974, so it really only set us back about 34 years or so…
LMAO thanks for sharing that strip club story! That was a good comeback from C too.
LOL C had a good point. I never thought about it like that. I am a sucker when it comes to strip clubs, which reminds me, I haven’t been in awhile.
“…I’m supposed to pay you so I can cum in my pants, then walk around in those same pants for the rest of the night?”
Ok, that shit had me crying in the library! NO ONE wants to walk around in cold, wet clothing – the heffa shoulda known that!
BWhahahahahahaaa!
L
Sounds like either:
a. a ghetto strip joint
b. a dancer who needs sales training
or
c. both
I feel bad she can’t sell a dance without resorting to trying to convince someone to cum in his pants. ewwwww.