Yeah, I said it! I like the controversial cover with her breastfeeding one of her little twins. I just think it’s an artistic portrait of motherhood. It’s creative, but at the same time, the photo is as candid and natural as it gets.
That said, I don’t want this breastfeeding in front of people thing to catch on and become a popular trend. Mothers of the world: just because Angelina Jolie got away with it, doesn’t mean you should try it too. Not to sound insulting..but your ass is not, and never will be, Angelina Jolie. You really shouldn’t be offended by this. I mean, I’m one hell of a guy, but if I tried to pull off some Brad Pitt stunt like not shaving for a month and wearing nut-hugger jeans, none of you would claim to know me if you saw me in the streets. Just be happy being you..and keep your lactating busom out of your kid’s mouth until you can find some privacy.
As much as us guys like t*tties, we are not big on unexpected breast milk sightings. I’m sure there are some men who actually like that sort of thing, but for the most part, we don’t want to see any booby secretions or hungry infant mouths suckling for dear life. All we ask is that they sit up and look pretty for us. I think that actually witnessing proof that God gave women breasts to serve more of a purpose than just decoration kind of throws us for a loop.
This actually hit close to home, because the controversy made me think of a sexual experience I had with a woman who has a small child. The sex was always good, but one night, I was licking and sucking on her nipples, when I noticed a few drops of white stuff on the right breast, and tasted a trace amount of foreign substance on my tongue. I took a step back, and said “What the Hell?! IS THAT TITTY-MILK?”
Once she stopped laughing at my reaction, she confirmed that it was indeed breast milk. I had to ease up on the boob action, but I was able to get back down to business and finish the job. The milk drops almost caused the night to come to an early end though!
So what do you all think of the new W magazine cover?
Eh. Once you’ve seen the full frontal, the artistic version is pointless. I agree with ya though, you’ll see broads all over start doing this shit.
“I just think it’s an artistic portrait of motherhood”
A titty in a babies mouth? How creative. LOL
“Not to sound insulting..but your ass is not, and never will be, Angelina Jolie.”
Thanks for shooting down my dreams, Leon, because she is sooooo an Earth Mother. They can’t do a simple do on a black child’s hair. ***sigh***
@ Wonderlove, all I was getting at, was unless a person is incredibly good-looking, she should probably keep her “I-was-pregnant-a-month-ago” nipples covered in public.
@ Herb, it’s true. Regular naked Angelina Jolie is much more appealing than nursing Angelina Jolie.
you need your ass beaten
@ Karrie B, was it something I said?
Don’t want to speak for Karrie, but this post does come across as insulting. I’m just sayin’…
My bad for being a chauvinist! I’ll make it up to you lovely ladies sometime in the near future ;)
with bacon? LOL
My what interesting experiences you’ve had. So, how’d the milk taste? Skim? 2%? Fat Free?
I think the pic is fine, I don’t see the big deal.
As far as breast milk goes it’s like skim milk. tasting it as a adult is definitely a unique experience
lol! that breastmmilk incident happened to me once…i think the picture is real…