I have never been one for making “Top 10″ lists as far as sexiness goes, mainly because it’s too subjective. Someone could take a bad picture, or have a bad hair day, and move down the list, or get totally kicked off altogether.
That said, when I see one that I do not agree with, then I must speak on it. Earlier today, I saw the top ten list of The Worl’d Sexiest Women according to E! Entertainment Television. Not to knock any of these ladies, but I saw this list and was like “Damn. I can think of 10 women who are sexier than the ones on this list. Good thing I wasn’t on the panel. There would be some controversy at E! headquarters.”
Seriously, numbers 3-8 would NEVER get kicked out of my bed, but still…I have to back up what I typed in the last paragraph. Therefore, I bring you Leon’s ‘Sexier Than E! Entertainment’s List’ List (in no particular order):
Cassie & Lauren London – God damn you, Diddy. I can’t lie, I’m openly player-hating right now. Every time I see a Sean Jean ad with these two, I think to myself “I’d be happy with one of the two, but if Diddy epulled off a threesome with these fine specimen of femininity, he deserves his own national holiday.”
Halle Berry - Even married with kids and over 40, she’s still bad enough for this list. Esquire agrees. So it HAS to be true!
Catherine Heigl – I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy much anymore, but I’ve always wanted to do it to Izzy. Is she still seeing the ghost of Denny popping up around the hospital? The last time I saw an episode, her dead fiancee popped up and started giving her advice…I thought to myself “The writers must have started running out of ideas or something.”
Jessica White – My all-time favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. I haven’t seen or heard much from her lately, but I would hit it like a pinata. A pinata en el barrio. A pinata en el barrio de Mexico City, with a sombrero on my head. She’s so fine, she’s got me saying stupid sh*t.
*Edit* Check out fine ass Jessica White in Robin Thicke’s video for “The Sweetest Love.” I already thought the song was great, now I’m even more of a fan of it!
Adriana Lima – Yes, she’s on the other list…but I don’t care. It’s all about those eyes!
Paula Patton – I haven’t seen her since hearing rumors that her husband Robin Thicke got her pregnant, therefore, she made the list off the strenth of her pre-pregnant glory. Let’s hope that she’s on her way to M.I.L.F.dom.
Eva Mendes - I wasn’t a big fan of hers at first, but she grew on me. Now, I have a thing for her. Her features are striking, in a non-traditional sort of way.
Nicole Sherzinger - Don’t ask me to name any od the other Pussycat dolls, because I can’t. This is the one one that matters to me!
Beyonce – She is hit or miss with me, mainly because years ago, I dated someone who looked like Beyonce would look in a parallel universe if there were no Destiny’s Child money and if she had less ass, but more breasts. I’ve seen some photos of Beyonce where I’ve been like “I would probably let her walk past without hollering.” Then again, when she looks great, she looks GREAT. Besides…look at the booty. I say, LOOK AT THE BOOTY! She makes the list. I’d do it to her little sister too, by the way.
Let me know what you all think of my list, compared to the one that E! compiled. Also, let me know whom you think should be on the list, or shouldn’t be.
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That E! list was a joke- yours is MUCH better… I bet you a bunch of people with white vaginas put the E! list together… they know nothing!! lol
*sigh…with the exception of Jessica White, every chick on this list is damn near ambiguous.
I’m going to leave it alone.
Pretty women though.
I haven’t seen E’s list … but I’m betting theirs weren’t as colorful or funny as yours.
Catherine Heigl?? Seriously??
@ The Jaded NYer, I had to ask myself who put their list together too, and concluded it was probably someone without a penis.
@ KayelleJaye, have you seen her breasts? Besides, she looks like she’s a giver for some reason. I don’t know…
@ Stacey, I linked to it, so check it out and let me know what you think.
@ Jia, woman I’M ambiguous! LOL Don’t blame me…blame Hollywood!
Besides, you of all people should know that I love me a beautiful dark skinned woman ;) To me, fine is fine, regardless of your complexion or ethnicity. There’s beauty to be found in just about every type, which is why I don’t limit myself to just one.
I wish the E! list had pics, but the #1 they have wouldnt blip my radar. Leon > E!
@ Leon…mmhmm….
Great List, I think Halle is VERY VERY SEXY!!!
To be 40+ and just had a baby she is HOT!!!
I love your reasons lol
I am the Killa Cal and I approve this message!
Right. It’s Lima’s eyes I can’t stop looking at.
@ Arjewtino, that among other things, my brother!
@ Killa Cal, after reading how you tore apart Kanye’s album, a good review from you means a lot to me!
@ MsDailey, thanks, and I agree about Halle
@ Jia, I still think you’re hot. So take the compliment and stop picking on me! LOL
@ Herb, pics would have helped their list.
I too sir raise my pimp cup in honor of your choices. Spot on! Especially for the Cassie and Lauren London. Ms. Heigl is a guilty pleasure of mine also. If she wanted to kick it with the kid, I’d be playin in the snow in broad daylight-with no shame…
*rolls eyes @ Leon….I feel better now. lol
I’d *totally* go lesbian for at least 1/2 of the women on this list. :)
i have an 8.5 foot (floor to ceiling ) framed photo of Lima at my place…shes just sooo gorgeous ….but you know of course its an “artistic” shot….
xoxo
I’m not much into all that made-up, Hollywood beauty (although that fresh-faced Rosario Dawson, angelic Janine Green, and the sweetness manifested in Joy Bryant and Jurnee Smollett just do something to me). I see normal sisters on Pirate Roundup, on the Green Line, and at Verizon Center games that leave more more agog than the tinsel town gals. I’m also more smitten by athletic types, so Jackie Edwards and her ilk get the nod from me. And then there’s this chick on the far right.
I give you props, though, for not including all the usual suspects (Sanaa Lathan, Kerry Washington, etc.).
@ suicide blond…..REALLY?? Can you say….stalker?? Just kidding but, fo’ real though.
I see you have the token chocolate chick up here to make us feel better, huh? Mmmhmm. *side eye*
And yes, I do blame the media. As well as Jim Jones and high fructose corn syrup.
C. Heigl, I know they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but she should not be making any Top 10 Sexy Lists.
You’ve got good taste my man. Hallie Berry and Aisha Tyler are my top two. But I want to mention something about Angelina Jolie.
You can find dozens of women with prettier faces. You can find dozens of women with better bodies. Her lips are crusty, I hate all those damn tats, she’s crazy as batsh*t and I suspect she has lice.
But…SHE’S THE SEXIEST MF WALKING. I would stomp on a puppy just to get next to her. I’d wheelbarrol her [EDIT]. I’d be on her like Nixon on Cambodia.
I’d…well, you get the idea.
Paula Patton was never pregnant. Paula never had a baby.
Other than Eva and Beyonce – I’d do them all.
Nice list.
Leon, if you like Jessica White, you should check out Robin Thicke’s latest video for “The Sweetest Love”. Jessica White rolling around on a bed among other things, damn near butt nekkid.
L.M.A.O. at H. Neloms- I don’t even play for that team, and I know EXACTLY what you mean about A. Jolie. If I just HAD to go to the other side, she’d be the chick that could do it for me. She just OOZES sex appeal.
Can we hearken back, just for a second, to your post about what we’d change about your blog? I’d add a “preview” feature, like in blogspot, so that your more loquacious commenters (*raises hand*)could check their work more accurately before submitting them as final.
Thanks.
(I second anonymousnupe’s comment, btw).
C’mon man. Where’s Nia Long? Selita Ebanks? She could get it three ways from Sunday on a Sunday while fixing a pot of greens.
@ Anonymousnupe, I think the new version of WordPress has that comment feature, so once it’s officially released, I am making that upgrade. Thanks for making me aware of that. Also, your list is top-notch as well, good sir! I’ve had a crush on Rosario Dawson for as long as I can remember. The first girl I fell in love with looked like her.
@ Brran1, Nia almost made the cut, but I haven’t seen her recently. Selita Ebanks was overlooked, but she DEFINITELY should have made the list. That woman is unbelievably fine!
@ Miss Behave, I added the video to this entry. Thanks!
@ Raquel, I heard rumors, but I wasn’t sure. Thanks for the correction.
@ Deulitch, thanks. I’d gladly sit in the corner and watch while you do them all! LOL
@H. Neloms, I feel you
@ PBG, Jessica White is NOBODY’S token! I’d do all sorts of unmentionabe sexual things to her in broad daylight if she asked me to.
@ D, I stand by my statement. I’d give Izzy from Grey’s Anatomy the business! I also forgot about my two brunettes, Anne Hathaway and Lacy Charbet. Both are kind of skinny for me, but pretty enough to get the business a few times.
*hig five* @ Twanna Hines. If it ever happens, take pictures and share them with me LOL
@ Suicide Blond, that’s the sh*t!
@ Caviar Jones, “CHUUUUUUCH!”