That’s My Spot

Today’s entry is one of a sensual nature. It’s sensuous aura is floating right through your monitor and preparing to make sweet love to your mind. Sensuality is oozing from it, and seductively making it’s way into your system. As a matter of fact, if you’re female and you’ve read this far, there’s a good chance that you may be pregnant. Consult with your doctor, and if that is the case, I apologize. I guess I will start mentally preparing myself for my inevitable fate as a guest on Maury Povitch.

All bastard children jokes aside, I want to know where your “spot” is. You know, that place where the right touch, kiss, or lick or sensation can turn an innocent night with your significant other into a morning in which neither one of you can find your underwear. Some ladies like a kiss on the back of the neck…Others like the feeling of being rubbed on the lower back(just above the booty)…Some are even into biting and other such activities that leaves bruises on light skinned people like me!

Whatever it is that drives you over the edge, feel free to share it here with your good ol’ buddy and pal, Leon. I promise not to retain such knowledge for carnal usage.

Ok…That last paragraph was a lie…because if you’re cute and we hit it off, I’m making a bee-line right to your spot as if a target were painted on it!

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32 Responses to “That’s My Spot”

  1. Miss Behave 08. Dec, 2008 at 3:09 pm #

    LOL @ “an innocent night with your significant other into a morning in which neither one of you can find your underwear.”

    I was *thisclose* to letting you know the spot *coughshoulderscough* but I plan to escape California for a visit to DC next month and I don’t want no mess. :)

  2. anonymousnupe 08. Dec, 2008 at 3:30 pm #

    Have you no shame?! At least you coulda faked discretion and asked, “So, ladies, tell your old platonic pal “Lee Lee” what spots don’t turn you on when caressed, kissed, bitten, or otherwise manipulated…” LOL!!

  3. ListenToLeon 08. Dec, 2008 at 4:00 pm #

    @ Anonymousnupe, how long have you been reading this site? You should know the answer to that question! What is this “shame” thing of which you speak?

    @ Miss Behave, duly noted ;)

  4. Bella 08. Dec, 2008 at 4:45 pm #

    Leon, imma be in DC in 2 weeks for Xmas so I will just have to give your light-skinned fine-as-hell self a personalized tour ;)
    You killed me tho by coming right out and asking, lol!

    xoxo,
    Yo #1 Canadian fan

  5. CurlyQ 08. Dec, 2008 at 4:48 pm #

    there’s this spot right behind my ear that if kissed will instantly moisten the draws…

    also, the palm of my hand if it touches the right stimuli -again with the wetness!

  6. The Common Share 08. Dec, 2008 at 5:12 pm #

    It’s a combination of the right words (provocative and creative not lewd and crude) whispered in my ear with a sweet warm breath, lips slightly touching bottom of earlobe and stroking nape of neck. There should be the anticipation of touch without actual touching and the a searing stare into my very soul. All my porn star tendencies become unleashed.

    I think I’ma need a drink of iced water.

  7. E.Jay 08. Dec, 2008 at 5:14 pm #

    Are guys allowed to answer too? LOL I know you don’t assume you have an all-female readership.

    I guess I’m weird, but I think my whole self is one giant “spot”. No lie, a dude could touch my armpit “the right way” and it’d set me off. I really think “if I were a boy”, I’d be premature frequently and often lol. Ah, I’m so ashamed.

  8. ListenToLeon 08. Dec, 2008 at 6:05 pm #

    LOL @ E.Jay, you just gave me another reason to post this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    Oh yeah, anybody can answer this…I’d just prefer to hear from ladies! The fellas can give their answer for FEMALE EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. The first gay advance that comes my way, and I’m closing the comments section! LOL

    @ Bella :)

    *taking notes from Curly Q & Common Share*

  9. brran1 08. Dec, 2008 at 6:34 pm #

    @Leon
    I just came thru to peep the comments and then I clicked on that link…LOL

    Where you find this stuff @ bruh?

  10. ListenToLeon 08. Dec, 2008 at 6:49 pm #

    @ brran1, Someone posted it on Twitter.

  11. Freda Porter 08. Dec, 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    Leon!!!
    I might be old enough to be your older sister, but thank you for being attentive enough to ask and not assume you know. Brothas out there take note!!!!

  12. Butta 08. Dec, 2008 at 10:15 pm #

    Back of my neck and lower back….uh do u still have my number cuzerah…i’m free this weekend…

  13. Jeff 08. Dec, 2008 at 10:58 pm #

    Len u pimp!
    I’m reading some of these female comments and I’m like “whoa”
    Makes me wanna open up my own blog and ask these females the same question lmao

  14. Claudette J 08. Dec, 2008 at 11:01 pm #

    I don’t know if I should be stating this but….my neck,the whole neck,lower back, inner thigh,outer thigh, stomach, widow’s peak, the inside of my upper lip,umm…..my knees,the back of my thigh, and……my elbows….

  15. tayeski 08. Dec, 2008 at 11:39 pm #

    my neck…and my stomach…ooooo and when my hair is pulled.gently

  16. ListenToLeon 09. Dec, 2008 at 1:11 am #

    @ tayeski, the gentle hair-pull is like that “Sex Panther” cologne from the movie Anchorman. “60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME!”

    @ Claudette J, I saw on your site that you’re happily in a relationship, so you’re good ;)

    @ Jeff, there is much to teach, young padwan. Once you’ve become a full-fledged Jedi, you’ll be able to harness The Force and pull this sh*t off the way I do!

    @ Butta, you’ve been faking for years now. It’s time for some ACTION, woman! LOL

    @ Freda, it’s all about communicating. If you’re comfortable enough to be intimate, then you should be comfortable enough to talk about it, too.

  17. Miss Behave 09. Dec, 2008 at 1:41 am #

    Oh wait, hol’ up, stop the train, STOP THE TRAIN…. hair-pulling counts?! That is THE MOVE right there! If my hair is pulled, I cannot be held liable for the obscene acts that I perpetrate on the puller, LOL! And depending on what’s going on, the harder the better.

    However, this is definitely something you want to be sure the girl is down with before you go snatching random handfuls. I’d hate to see you get taken out.

  18. ListenToLeon 09. Dec, 2008 at 2:38 am #

    *taking notes*
    Miss Behave = shoulders and pull hair

    LOL

  19. Butta 09. Dec, 2008 at 10:36 am #

    AGAIN I SAY…I’m free Friday night.

  20. Phoenix7 09. Dec, 2008 at 1:30 pm #

    DEf hair grabbed and pulled,
    neck kissed sucked bitten, grabbed
    thighs rub massaged kissed
    ass- same as thighs
    and just someone who knows how to totally dominate me sexually but is still ever so thorough yet tender in the act LOL

  21. E.Jay 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:03 pm #

    Lmao @ the youtube link…I was actually thinking about that song after I wrote my comment, lol.

  22. M. Slade 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:27 pm #

    My spot?!? Dude, before I got married I was so desparate for a woman to sleep with me, I didn’t require that she hit a spot or even be good in bed. She just had to be THERE.

    I got so hard up I resorted to drastically lowering my standards. Aint nothing wrong with ugly women. Handicapped women either. I “dated” a girl with a prosthetic leg. Oh, the angles you can hit! But it didn’t work out. She was black but the leg was white and she refused to paint it. Said she was “keeping it real”. It’s hard enough dealing with women when they got two legs. But a one-legged crazy woman was more than I could take.

    Hey, you ever notice that one-legged people ALWAYS have useful information? They’ll be the first ones to tell you if the elevator is out or if there’s ice on the sidewalk.

    And they always have a great story to tell. “Yeah, accidentally cut it off with a chainsaw.” Or “A shark got me on the Great Barrier Reef”.

    Toothless people’s stories suck. “Well, I like taffy…”

    I hate a toothless MF.

  23. Miss Behave 09. Dec, 2008 at 8:45 pm #

    M. Slade, PLEASE tell me you have a blog…. please. Because your thoughts sound a lot like mine and you crack me the hell up.

  24. ListenToLeon 09. Dec, 2008 at 8:55 pm #

    @ Miss Behave, I was thinking the same thing! This guy is funny!

    @ M. Slade, toothless people either say that, or they don’t say ANYTHING because it means they got their asses whipped!

    @ Phoenix7, that was pretty descriptive! LOL

  25. M. Slade 09. Dec, 2008 at 10:46 pm #

    @Miss Behave & Leon:

    No, I don’t have a blog but I’m glad you enjoy my posts. Many people laugh at me for sexing the handicapped when I was single but they don’t know what they’re missing.

    Leon you’ve got to try it. The only thing is
    you gotta use your imagination when sexing up the handicapped. The next time you hook up with a woman who has a stump where her leg should be, try this: Draw a woman’s face on that nub and put a wig on it. Blam! You’ve got an instant three-way!!

    I felt like a Mother f’ing PIMP!

  26. Minnie 10. Dec, 2008 at 10:41 pm #

    I found a new hangout! I got here by googling “black people draw heat” (I was doing research)and this site was the only word for word hit, lol! Leon said it so it must be true.

    Anyway, I like to have my hair played with and pulled. I can’t think straight when the side of my neck is sucked, licked or lightly touched. Any touching of my upper thigh and the panties are hitting the floor because I let it get that far.

  27. lola gets 11. Dec, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    You know, I dont really have “a spot.” There are different areas that react in different ways with different persons. A good kiss is always a nice start though.

    L

  28. MissJay 12. Dec, 2008 at 11:05 pm #

    @M. Slade You got me over here trying not to fall out of my chair crying laughing.

    My spot is usually my neck being lightly kissed. Hair pulled during the act sets off some thangs, gotta start throwing it back then. lol I’m a sucker for hands lightly brushing my body, like someone the little hairs all over instead of touching the skin.

  29. M. Slade 13. Dec, 2008 at 10:15 am #

    @Missjay–Don’t be giving me compliments. It just encourages me.

    But I think Leon should be given some type of reward for asking women about their spot. When I was single I needed help. Take…cunnulingus.

    I think a lot of women don’t understand why some men are reluctant to eat them out. It’s because we don’t know what we are doing.

    That’s new and strange territory for a lot guys. Have you ever walked on a certain street and felt you knew where every house, tree or bush was? But for some reason you only walked it in one direction. Then one day you walk on the same street but in the opposite direction and everything seems strange. It almost looks like a different street.

    That’s what cunnilingus is like. When I’m having straight up sex, I know what I’m doing. I’m handling my business. But ask me to eat some cootchie and I’m lost.

    The cootchie don’t even look the same. It’s peculiar and alien. Do I lick? Do I suck? Can I use my hands? My God, what’s that smell?

    You women know that men don’t like to ask for directions when he’s in the car. So you know he’s not gonna ask for directions when he’s down there.

    So now that men know where your “spot” is, that’ll help us out.

    Okay, enough of my foolishnes.

  30. Candy 30. Dec, 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    lol, yeah Leon you are shameless. How did I miss this one? Let’s see, mine are the small of my back, my sides and my booty. Goodness, just thinking about it makes me think about how long it’s been.

  31. Tiffanye 04. Jul, 2009 at 4:55 am #

    L’s will probably kill me for sharing this info but….the back of my shoulders and my lower back.

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