But I think Leon should be given some type of reward for asking women about their spot. When I was single I needed help. Take…cunnulingus.

I think a lot of women don’t understand why some men are reluctant to eat them out. It’s because we don’t know what we are doing.

That’s new and strange territory for a lot guys. Have you ever walked on a certain street and felt you knew where every house, tree or bush was? But for some reason you only walked it in one direction. Then one day you walk on the same street but in the opposite direction and everything seems strange. It almost looks like a different street.

That’s what cunnilingus is like. When I’m having straight up sex, I know what I’m doing. I’m handling my business. But ask me to eat some cootchie and I’m lost.

The cootchie don’t even look the same. It’s peculiar and alien. Do I lick? Do I suck? Can I use my hands? My God, what’s that smell?

You women know that men don’t like to ask for directions when he’s in the car. So you know he’s not gonna ask for directions when he’s down there.

So now that men know where your “spot” is, that’ll help us out.

Okay, enough of my foolishnes.

My spot is usually my neck being lightly kissed. Hair pulled during the act sets off some thangs, gotta start throwing it back then. lol I’m a sucker for hands lightly brushing my body, like someone the little hairs all over instead of touching the skin.

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Anyway, I like to have my hair played with and pulled. I can’t think straight when the side of my neck is sucked, licked or lightly touched. Any touching of my upper thigh and the panties are hitting the floor because I let it get that far.

No, I don’t have a blog but I’m glad you enjoy my posts. Many people laugh at me for sexing the handicapped when I was single but they don’t know what they’re missing.

Leon you’ve got to try it. The only thing is
you gotta use your imagination when sexing up the handicapped. The next time you hook up with a woman who has a stump where her leg should be, try this: Draw a woman’s face on that nub and put a wig on it. Blam! You’ve got an instant three-way!!

I felt like a Mother f’ing PIMP!

@ M. Slade, toothless people either say that, or they don’t say ANYTHING because it means they got their asses whipped!

@ Phoenix7, that was pretty descriptive! LOL