Told Y’all Politicians Are Pimps!

by on 09. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized

This Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich corruption scandal seems to be all over the news today. The story only further strengthens my theory that most politicians are basically the equivalent of white-collar pimps. Pimpin’ and Politics are two different games, but at the end of the day, the bottom line remains the same: Cash Money!

That guy had a set of grapefruits on him to attempt to strong-arm and leverage his way into a higher-profile job or lots of cash. He even called the President-elect a motherf*cker! You have to have a “no nuts, no glory” approach to even think of trying to sell a Senate seat to the highest bidder and forcing your way into a Cabinet position. To truly possess that attitude, your ambition must only be rivaled by your arrogance.

Wait a minute! This means I may have a future in politics! Of course, I’d have to dedicate at least the next five years doing wondrous and borderline miraculous good deeds to make up for all the stuff on this blog, but it could happen. I’ll travel the world, feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, adopting African babies like Madonna and thwarting terrorist plots like Jack Bauer. Then, I will be in perfect position to become an overpaid, yet morally bankrupt douchebag politician. Vote Leon in 2016!

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    5 Responses to “Told Y’all Politicians Are Pimps!”

    1. E.Jay 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

      Lmfao @ this man’s audacity and stupidity. I’m amused. Why didn’t he just make it official and put it up for auction at Christie’s like the rich set does? Or put up flyers around town like a garage sale? Or a 2-for-1 coupon: Act now and get a “get out of scandal free” card (good for one usage, n/a for cocaine possession or dead hookers).

      Leon, if you wanted to be a politician, this whole blog would come up as your first scandal…didn’t you do some illegal sh*t with a fire hydrant?

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    2. OJ 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

      LMAO you beat me talking shit about this nigga. with his jack kennedy hair style. this man is a fucking gangster lol.

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    3. ListenToLeon 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:37 pm #

      That wasn’t me! That was “Deon,” remember?

      http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2006/09/20/i-need-legal-advice/

      ;)

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    4. ListenToLeon 09. Dec, 2008 at 3:39 pm #

      @ OJ, go ahead and write about it! I know you have some funny stuff to say about this guy

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    5. Wonderlove 09. Dec, 2008 at 4:33 pm #

      Leon in 2016…why am I sensing a Kwame….SCANDAL!!!

      Reply

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