I had the most random and weird dream last night. In the dream, I had a Sirius satellite radio show, and I was interviewing Kanye West. Well, Mr. West did his homework before the interview and got mad about me writing he should rap more and sing less over on Blackpower.net. So when he confronted me with his usual Kanye live temper tantrum tirade, I looked him in the eye, and said “You scare NO ONE, Kanye! Picture me getting b*itched by a n*gga in tight slacks…IT’S NOT HAPPENING! Sit down, be a man, and stop whining. It’s bad enough I paid $14 to listen to your pity party karaoke angst-riddled CD, now I gotta deal with this sh*t here when I’m trying to help YOU promote YOUR ALBUM?! You can be a professional and cut out this 8 year old temper tantrum mess, or you can see me in the parking lot after the show…and neigher one of us really wants that.”
So after that, the “Kanye Rebuttal” interview made me a rich man. From that point on, I became the Suge Knight of journalism, and Kanye stopped the temper tantrums. All’s well that ends well!
Basically, that was it. I only slept 3 hours last night, so I didn’t have time for more…
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That dream was freakin’ awesome Leon. I think it signifies great things ahead for you. Standing up to challenges and making barriers crumble. You’re on your way, my man!!
Damn. I feel you, Kanye gets one pass and 808′s and High Notes was it. He had 3 Classic album and then fuk’d his run up with this BULLSHIT. The next album will be a make-or-break one for me. 09 is the year of the come-up, well you never know what 09 will bring but it is what you make it. THE YEAR OF THE COME-UP! B EZ
Hilarious dream! I had a similar one the other night about Michael Ealy, except we were naked, there was no interview or radio station, and…ok, they weren’t that similar, after all. Well, we both would like the dreams to come true, right?
Lol, Happy New Year.
damn son, that’s a long ass quote to have remembered from your dream.
@ Lex, I don’t remember all the shit I said LAST NIGHT! All I know is that it was something to that effect! But yeah, you’re right, nobody remembers dreams word-for-word, unless you’re “Rain Man” or something like that
@ E.Jay, you’re cute, so I don’t want to hear about any fantasies of yours that don’t include me, or Cassie. Preferably, both of us.
@ Bus12103, I have a feeling that he’ll come correct with his next one. You’re right though, ’09 is the year of the come up!
@ PBG, and I only had to challenge one A-List celebrity to a fight to get there! ;)
Man stop lying you know you didn’t pay $14 for no CD… lol
LOL @ Super Dave. I actually bought this one, since I’ve loved all of his others…and out of guilt for the fact that 80% of the music on my iPod was “procured” as a result of “the iHustle” LOL
Honestly, i’m surprised no one has come at him like this before.
Guess this dream didn’t come true, huh?