A Biblical Tramp-Stamp?

1 Corinthians 13 has always been one of the most memorable Bible passages to me. As great as it is, I do not want to read it an inch away from someone’s butt-crack.

I saw this over at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong yesterday, and thought to myself “What type clown gets a scriptural tramp stamp?” No one is going to read that entire thing, and if they do, chances are it will be while in the middle of some kind of sinning!

I give this woman credit for picking a very positive message, but I wish that she would have chosen a better way to spread the word other than literally spreading the word every time she bends over! Either way, here’s to her staying in shape and not becoming obese, because I’d hate to see what stretchmarks and love handles would do to all of that writing on her lower back. She’d have to carry a copy of the photo above like some sort of “back when I was younger” Rosetta Stone!

Once again, this is proof that there is a God, and he has quite the sense of humor.

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22 Responses to “A Biblical Tramp-Stamp?”

  1. MissJay 05. Jan, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    That is NOT cute! WTF was she thinking?!?!?! I didn’t even read the whole thing because I didn’t wanna look at her ass. I need to get my bible and read that passage from there.

  2. ListenToLeon 05. Jan, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    @ MissJay, it’s a beautiful passage about love. Look it up online, or in a bible because it’s worth it…even if you have to catch a glimpse of ass-crease in the process!

  3. grayse 05. Jan, 2009 at 11:09 am #

    Goodness gracious.

  4. CurlyQ 05. Jan, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    i’ve heard the lower back is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo. And to get that much writing put there – you either have to love pain or believe you deserve the pain from all the love you’ve “spread to others”. lol

  5. anonymousnupe 05. Jan, 2009 at 3:24 pm #

    How ironic is it that in order to show someone her tattoo, ok, in order to show a dude her tattoo, she is both edifying him and tempting him to be a lusty adulterous fornicator at the same time?! (‘Cause she quite voluptuous.) Unless it’s her husband, of course. And then in that case, it’s on!

  6. E.Jay 05. Jan, 2009 at 7:21 pm #

    I’m such a heathen! I hear the devil laughing in my ear, because my first thought was that I wonder if she lets guys, uh, release, on her back? And how does she (and do they) feel about that, if she does? :( Don’t shake your head for me. I’ve already got whiplash myself.

    Frighteningly enough, this was the passage read at my cousin’s wedding.

  7. E.Jay 05. Jan, 2009 at 7:23 pm #

    Also, ROFL at the word “but” being practically on her a*s cheek.

  8. FreeMan Press 05. Jan, 2009 at 9:06 pm #

    Just falling through got your link from DirtyRed. I’ll check back in on you.

  9. PBG 06. Jan, 2009 at 12:10 am #

    I seriously have a problem w/her and her mental. This is wrong on so many levels and in so many languages.

  10. Bus12103 06. Jan, 2009 at 8:29 am #

    Damn, that is some shit, but TRUE.

  11. Candy 06. Jan, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    Whoa. This is horrible. Just plain wrong. I wonder how someone would feel if they turned her over to hit it from the back and got a bible verse in their face. Kind of a mood killer, I would think.

  12. Babs 06. Jan, 2009 at 1:43 pm #

    This isn’t even funny. It’s just wrong. Her parents must be wondering where they went wrong along the way for her to think that was acceptable.

  13. Wonderlove 06. Jan, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    I like it. :) I commend anyone who does their own thing.

  14. Butta 06. Jan, 2009 at 3:56 pm #

    If that ain’t the most trifling thing I seen all year…..

  15. jkc 08. Jan, 2009 at 10:07 am #

    damn. that’s hot.

  16. cephas 08. Jan, 2009 at 4:44 pm #

    i dont know what to say, its a nice azz, but the scripture ironically enough, ruins it.

  17. Luvvie 10. Jan, 2009 at 7:20 pm #

    I rebuke this tattoo and ban it to the pits of Dereon hell. People really know how to tacky-fy the Good Word

  18. Brokey McPoverty 14. Jan, 2009 at 2:05 pm #

    that’s gonna look like the left side of a fast food menu once gravity gets a hold of her.

  19. JV 11. Nov, 2009 at 12:30 pm #

    How about that? Bitch made T-Shirt Hell!! Her parents must be so happy…

  20. Sophie sms 21. Oct, 2010 at 10:52 am #

    Yep, the best place to put that passage:)))

  21. Tiffanye 19. Mar, 2011 at 4:41 am #

    **Jesus take the wheel** What in the hell?! smh

  22. Steve Sybesma 07. Aug, 2012 at 10:16 pm #

    Rosetta Stone…I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Good one!!!!!!!

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