This weekend was originally intended to be the first official “No-Pants Weekend” in ListenToLeon.net history. Unfortunately, fate conspired against me, and caused me to scrap my master plan. Let me explain what happened…
Initially, I was to take part in Improv Everywhere’s International No Pants Subway Ride 2009 (DC Edition), but an unfortunate incident at the gym made me think otherwise. My first day at this new gym, I worked out as hard as I could, to make up for all of the excercise time I missed while under the weather the past few weeks. As a result, I was exhausted and not thinking clearly when I went to go shower and change. When I came back from taking a shower, I realized that I locked the keys in the locker, so EVERYTHING other than the towel around my waist was trapped!
I thought to myself: “There’s no smooth way out of this, is there? Maybe I can pick the lock…Nah. I’ve never been that good of a criminal. Maybe I can pull this thing loose…then again my workout should have told me that I am nowhere near strong enough to do that. I’m really going to have to walk out there, almost naked, dangling about in front of the entire gym! Well, at least the 5.5 pack is visible. It’ll be a six pack again in a week or two…”
Luckily, that moment of inner monologue was brief, and I remembered that most gyms cut the locks if you leave them on overnight. So I asked this old guy to get someone from the front desk to help me, and he obliged. It turns out that he did the exact same thing two days earlier. Knowing that someone else did the same thing only made me feel like half of a simpleton. So once they cut my brand-new lock, I put my clothes on, and promptly bought one with a combination. It’s set to something that I’ll always remember, so hopefully this will never happen again.
The thought of walking around my new gym while potentially having Leon Jr. jr make an unscheduled appearance in front of an audience gave me a bad feeling about taking my pants off as a practical joke on a Metro train the next day. I mean, I’m proud of the wang. Damned proud of it! I just didn’t want to be known as Dick Dangle the Towel Guy for the rest of my gym membership. I figured that since Friday’s no pants experience was almost disastrously embarassing, I would be the one person to get arrested for indecent exposure had I taken part in the event on Saturday. For that reason, no innocent people got to see me in my underwear this weekend. :(
Hey Dick Dangle lol
Ahhh too bad the riders weren’t blessed with your presence!!!
Hilarious story!!
wow…nothing like that happens in richmond lol
LOLOLOL I thought stuff like this only happened to me…
Glad it happened to u instead :)
I say you should not have let the incident detract you. In fact, it was probably a GREAT prep for the No-Pants Train rides. I read about that a while back and loved it. 2520s are some funny people w/ the ish they come up with
I’ll tell you one thing, I guarantee you no grown man will be calling you “Dick Dangle” so yeah good job with the lock combo. That ish is funny though.
-Ed.
http://www.edthesportsfan.com
hmmmm…No-Pants Weekend. Sounds like a plan. he he
I thought you were gonna say you forgot and went commando on the day of the event!
Oh, the adventures of the Wickeddy, Wickeddy Wang!!
I say you should have gone for it as long as you didn’t plan on sitting down. Metro is generally clean compared to other subway systems, but I’ve some stuff I wish I hadn’t.