This is the Washington, DC extended forecast for Inauguration weekend. No, your eyes are not lying to you: today’s high is 19 degrees! 19 DAMNED DEGREES!!! I do not like cold weather, so you can tell that I am not a happy camper right now.
Scientifically speaking, I don’t know how cold it has to be for one to literally freeze his or her ass off, but today sounds about right. Ladies, as much as I like seeing you all in your sexy draws, you might want to scrap the thongs and break out the warm, comfortable granny panties today. It would be a shame if you met some fellow at an Inaugural Ball, then made the decision to inaugurate his balls later on in your hotel room, only to have him smack you on the backside and cause your booty shatter into little teeny tiny pieces! Be safe and practical. While I am an advocate of women wearing pretty panties, I am also a sensible fellow, so I have no problem issuing a cold-weather self-preservation ugly panties pass when conditions are like this. There is nothing sexy about frostbite.
I still have only settled on two of my plans for this weekend: See “Notorious” tonight, and check out some of the free concert on the National Mall on Sunday. Other than that, I haven’t really finalized anything. I would bring my ski mask to keep warm while standing around on the Mall, but I already know that wearing it would be a Homeland Security ass-whupping waiting to happen. Since I’m high yellow and bruise easily, that would not be a wise decision!
To my folks in the area, what are your plans for the weekend? What parties are you attending(or not attending)? I just want to have a idea of where some of the cool kids will be, since I have been assaulted with flyers and emails about everything under the sun over the course of these past two weeks.
LMAO @ ugly panties pass!!!!!!!! hahahaaa
Only thing I’m doing is hitting up the Instant Classic 5 at Dave & Buster’s on Sat.. got no time to be freezing out in the cold!!!
Lmao@ Granny panties…Leon women can wear cute panites and still cover their ass, for example those cute boy cut short panties or cheeky style ones with the lace on the bottom or the ones that tie on the side i wear those and still look sexy put covered.
Lmao @ granny panties and your ski mask. Don’t do it, homie! The Secret Service will not hesitate in taking you out. I’m sure they’re pissed already. Black people are already gonna be smelling themselves this weekend in the DMV, running around with their noses in the air when just barely over 100 years ago our kin was keeping it at a real slow creep through the Potomac/Rock Creek Park area headed to freedom.
I wish I was back in town to go to festivities. :( Damn shame when you can’t get out of going to class at an HBCU for a black man’s inauguration. Bright side: it’ll be so crowded wherever you go, at least it’ll be warm. The sheer consistency of bodies alone should increase the temperature by at least 10 degrees in any given area. And then they’ll all be talking…incessantly. Hot breath? That’ll get you a couple more degrees too.
is there a schedule for the concert on Sunday? i can’t seem to find one.
I’m laughin at that picture at the top…
I’m gonna be with the masses at the concert too. All i know, is STEVIE is gonna be there!!
of course nothing going on up here in Ohio for the inauguration, ‘cept they had something in the papers that they will be showing it in some movie theaters, which surprises the hell outta me since we have so many Obama haters up here. Asses. However, quite a few folks are having gatherings @ their homes – nothing like the live entertainment D.C. will have. Anyway, Leon, I see your coldness & raise you (or lower you) about 20 degrees; since Wednesday, it’s been a screaming high of EIGHT degrees during the day; low of TWO @ nite. Bright side: you can chill a 6-pack of Heineken really quick if you sit it out on the back porch! (LOL!)
“..inaugurate his balls..”
Ok that right there would have made me spit out my drink if I hadn’t already swallowed it.
BTW the 2 degree low, I spoke w/a customer earlier today in Idaho, her low was -30.
Yeah…. What IS the plan? Anyone know of house parties and things going on in the DC area, let a sista know! :)
I will be at the concert on Sunday, but I don’t know for how long– my “California-thin” skin may not be able to take it.
Two words: gel insoles. help make standing easier, and actually makes your shoes warmer. Also, you can buy these packets that are hand-warmers — usually just skiiers use them but they sell them in the CVS.
And if that’s not enough, there’s always a good, old-fashioned flask o hooch.
LMAO @ “inaugurate his balls”…
This is my first post, as I recently discovered your blog…I must say, you are quite the comedic talent, Mr. Leon-;)