Some Body-Rockin’ Knockin’ Da Boots!

I made my triumphant return to the karaoke stage this weekend, and as you can see, it was a moving display of fiery entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing intensity…Raw emotion…MAN-PASSION looks like captured in one digital photograph! Look at how my Fonzworth Bentley tie threatens to bust-a-loose from my Mister Rodgers cardigan! You can’t PLAN these type of things! They just have to happen when the moment hits. I am the true King of R&B, not this guy!

Just to clarify one point from the last paragraph, “man-passion” is not the same thing as “man-on-man passion”. I don’t want any parts of that, whatsoever. If it’s your thing, by all means, do you. As long as you remember to respect my space, and more importantly, respect my straight, we’ll be alright!

Back to the original topic at hand: My imminent greatness. Bask in it. Soak that sh*t up. You’re welcome.

Sincerely,

Leon
a.k.a. Leon Lorenzo Lamas
a.k.a. The Black Eddie Money

P.S., Special thanks to the Express newspaper for quoting my sentiments on all of the fur coats in town for Inauguration, to Miss Behave for witnessing my H-Town rendition, and to Geoff for taking the photo.

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11 Responses to “Some Body-Rockin’ Knockin’ Da Boots!”

  1. James 21. Jan, 2009 at 2:40 pm #

    I want to see the video

  2. The Jaded NYer 21. Jan, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    Why are you so crazy???

    I’m too sorry I missed your on-stage shenanigans; I have to remember to drop you a line next time I’m in DC!

  3. Wonderlove 21. Jan, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I’ll drink to that!

  4. Ms_Slim 21. Jan, 2009 at 5:39 pm #

    LMAO!!!
    I was gonna mention the Fonzworth tie too. When I first looked at the pic, I was like, “I see you, Fonzworth Bentley” haha

    This was funny!

  5. E.Jay 21. Jan, 2009 at 6:17 pm #

    Here is where I’d make the oh-so-original “Sexual Chocolate!” joke, but I’m having a suck-ass day. So, let’s just pretend I did, and it was hilarious…lotip (laughing on the inside parts).

    This picture did make me laugh out loud at my job though, so kudos to you for that one. And thanks for your sympathies on my bleak (possibly worsening?) situation, they cheered me up immensely. So did your compliment. ;)

  6. Jabari Talib 22. Jan, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    Eddie Money is a legend…

  7. MissJay 22. Jan, 2009 at 10:36 am #

    Leon that’s one funny and sexy photo LOL. How do you manage to be both funny and sexy at the same time?

  8. tracey in Ohio 22. Jan, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    Funny, cute AND able to give out raw passion like that???? I can tell the passion is raw by the way your fist is balled up. I should’ve named you my “dream guy” back in that earlier post…… :-D

  9. msdailey 22. Jan, 2009 at 12:20 pm #

    Classic Picture!!

  10. Miss Behave 22. Jan, 2009 at 7:42 pm #

    This picture right here is one of the warmest spots of my time in the DMV. I have a couple of extra-special ones on par with the greatness of this one, too. So glad I could be there to see it. Made the trip worth every mile. :)

  11. Claudette J 22. Jan, 2009 at 9:27 pm #

    lmao!!!! wow…i have no words…

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