Fellas, suppose you were to get your wife/girlfriend/jumpoff/whatever the case may be pregnant. Maury already did a DNA test and proved that YOU ARE THE FATHER, so you accept your fate and help her along, however you can. Here’s the kicker: When it comes time for delivery, one child comes out. Then another. Then another. Then five more!!!
I read a news story about someone who gave birth to octuplets, and it made me think all kinds of blog-worthy thoughts:
Thought 1: I hope the daddy has accepted the fact that he better get 7 more jobs just to feed all of these young’uns! It’s a recession, and eight extra people to take care of is a lot for just about anybody.
Thought 2: Even if the father isn’t still with the mother, I hope he knows he’s about to be paying 8 child support checks instead of just one
Thought 3: If fertility drugs were involved, they need to ban whatever it is she took! That stuff works TOO well!
Thought 4: Her poor body! Her vagina probably look like some bombed out insurgent village on the Afghan border after spitting out that many children back-to-back. The article said she plans to breast-feed, so she’d better hire a team of women to serve as stand-in stunt t*tties right now! With 8 babies, her two boobs just won’t cut it.
Thought 5: Congratulations to the new parents, but at the same time…Better them than me!!!
Man, a bombed out vagina and stunt titties all in the same post? It must be my birthday. LMAO.
She had a c-section. LOL! No one having multiple births like that have it naturally. Especially high risk pregnancies such as hers. And if they do…..poor vajayjay. LOL!
And she probably did use fertility drugs. One kid is enough to handle but EIGHT! Ay dios mio. I feel for her and the father. That’s ALOT to deal with for 18 years.
I’m mad you compared her lady parts to a “bombed out insurgent village on the Afghan border”… LMAO
That is DEAD wrong.
What is even worse is the “I’m not the father dance”….wow!
LMAO!! STUNT TITS! i bet her belly look like a plastic bag full of cold grits.
“Her poor body! Her vagina probably look like some bombed out insurgent village on the Afghan border after spitting out that many children back-to-back. The article said she plans to breast-feed, so she’d better hire a team of women to serve as stand-in stunt t*tties right now! With 8 babies, her two boobs just won’t cut it.”
Thanks a lot for forcing my beverage to squirt out my nose just as the President of the association was walking by. LMAO!!
“…bombed out insurgent village…” that had me rolling..and u know i work in collections so the other person on the phone is wondering why the hell I’m laughing after she just told me she cant pay her bill…LOL!!!
hahahaha. i had to revisit. like u said, better them than me
Leon, I could see you with 8 or 9 kids . There would be little Leon Jr., Leona, Leontrique, Leontria, Leon III, Leony, Leondrick, and let’s not forget little Leofus. If you had a ninth you could name it Oops!
LMAO
THANK YOU LEON……for forcing me to clean grits off my computer monitor this morning AND to CEPHAS for NOW not wanting the rest in my bowl.
Bastards
LMAO
EIGHT?!? I would have fought just as hard… you really can’t even blame the guy for trying.
And your letter is… “L”!
I hope they stopped there. If it were me I would. I would offer to give some away too….ok maybe not but I sure would consider it. You got to make like 4 trips to get all the babies out the house and in the car! Maybe 2 trips of you’re not alone, Unless you have a stroller they can all fit in and you don’t have to go up 3 flights of steps like I do….
I’m done.. #4 did it.. yessir it did.. LOL you are beyond crazy Leon!!!!
Stunt T*tties…LMAO…that’s not gonna get old any time soon!
it’s pretty amazing that all eight of those babies survived the birthing process