Don’t Trust This Weather!

It has been one extremely beautiful day. Today was so nice, that I decided to enjoy it and go outside as much as possible. If any of you were wondering why the site is just now getting updated, the previous sentence is the answer.

As wonderful as today was, I cannot seem to escape the feeling that Mother Nature is setting us all up for a cruel practical joke. 70 degree weather in February?! Whenever something seems too good to be true, it usually is. I’m almost scared to see what Nature has up it’s sleeve after such an unseasonably warm and comfortable day. It could be of Biblical proportions! Imagine walking down the street, hearing thunder, then all of a sudden getting caught in a storm of dirty gym socks. A plague of leprechauns and titmonkeys will then swarm the city. Wilt Chamberlain will rise from the dead, suit up for the Washington Wizards and finally make them a winner. Basically all Hell could break loose, thanks to this unusually sunny day we experienced!

Maybe I’m being just a little bit paranoid, forecasting the apocalypse thanks to some extra sunshine. What do you all think?

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15 Responses to “Don’t Trust This Weather!”

  1. PBG 11. Feb, 2009 at 6:45 pm #

    You just may be right, Leon. This weather got DC all topsy-turvy. Anything could happen:

    Marion Barry could pay his taxes.
    Fenty may finally get those braces he needs.
    Shaw/Columbia Hts/U Street may become Blk again.
    God forbid, Joe Krebs & Barbara Harrison may break up on NBC News 4 Morning Show.

    I feel somethin’ strange afoot.

  2. ListenToLeon 11. Feb, 2009 at 6:50 pm #

    “afoot”

    I love that word! LOL

  3. Ginger 11. Feb, 2009 at 7:04 pm #

    Paranoia. I don’t think so. I’m expecting a monsoon some time in the near future.

    On another note, weather like this in February is not only a little crazy, it makes us all a little crazy.
    My son asked me if he should wear shorts today. NEGRO PLEASE!!!! With special emphasis on the negro part as a reminder. Dang!

  4. anonymousnupe 11. Feb, 2009 at 8:33 pm #

    HA! You said “Wizards” and “winners” in the same sentence!!! I think you got heat stroke today.

  5. Jeff 11. Feb, 2009 at 9:02 pm #

    as a bumbrey family favorite saying in this time of weather: “its pneumonia weather out there” lol

  6. BritChick8682 11. Feb, 2009 at 9:57 pm #

    I’m definitely giving this weather the “side-eye”…it ain’t normal…

    LOL @ the son wanting to wear shorts…gotta love kids!

  7. Minnie 12. Feb, 2009 at 12:17 am #

    I’m going to stay positive and attribute it to the Magic Negro, Barack Obama.

    Ginger, I’ve seen a couple of young negroes in shorts today and girls in mini skirts. Times are changing.

  8. ListenToLeon 12. Feb, 2009 at 1:53 am #

    @ Jeff, I think Bumbrey philosophy is the reason why I feel this way!

    @ Minnie, I saw the miniskirts, but no shorts, thank God.

    @ BritBhick8682, I’m glad you agree.

    @ Anonymousnupe, so the Ghost of Wilt STILL wouldn’t be enough, huh?

    @ Ginger, you’re a good mother for talking some sense into your son!

  9. MissJay 12. Feb, 2009 at 10:34 am #

    Nah you’re right. It’s supposed to get cold on Saturday. This weather trippin. Had my soon to be stepson talkin’ bout he wanted to get in the water (he is only 2 though and wanted to swim with the fish in the pet store).

  10. leoninatl 12. Feb, 2009 at 10:36 am #

    ATL winters are bipolar, DC winters are straight up Schizophrenic. I was just up there three weeks ago and standing on the National Mall and couldn’t feel my damn fingers and toes in spite of all the clothes I had on. And my aunt is always saying “Nigga, it don’t get no colder up here than it does down south!” Whatever!

  11. anonymousnupe 12. Feb, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    Maybe with Wilt’s poltergeist and, say, Sidney Moncrief. Then, just maybe…

  12. Claudette J 12. Feb, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    Hate to break it to you Leon boo,but it’s suppose to go back down to the 40s either tomorrow or Saturday…with rain,and that’s in VA…It’s usually about 10 degrees cold in Bmore than it is here…don’t really know about DC though….but I agree, today was nice…I actually brought out my hater tights for my fitness class…they were hating…well except for the girl with the Vida Guerra ass…she had me beat,but who would want an ass that big anyway?

    Why am I writing so much?

  13. ListenToLeon 13. Feb, 2009 at 1:17 am #

    @ Claudette J, Nothing wrong with hater tights OR Vida Guerra ass :) It’s already getting colder, so it appears that you’re right.

    @ AnonymousNupe, that’s hilarious! Yout may as well add Moses Malone and the original Moses(yes, the one with the 10 Commandments) to the roster!

    @ LeonInATL, that was the coldest weekend in a LONG time! I really can’t remember it being any worse than that the entire time that I’ve been in DC.

  14. Marissa 13. Feb, 2009 at 9:49 pm #

    Damn Leon, DC stole LA’s weather! We’ve been getting nothing but rain, snow and ice.

    But I just checked the forecast for you next week. It’s all headed your way on Wednesday night, so put your Dolphin shorts away.

    BTW, I love getting my daily Leon. You crack me up. I don’t like to start my workday until I’ve listened to you.

  15. ListenToLeon 14. Feb, 2009 at 5:13 am #

    @ Marissa, I’m packing up my Dolphin shorts as I type this! LOL

    Thanks for the compliment. I truly appreciate it :)

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