I mentioned this before in the entry where I witnessed a stripper fight at a late-night diner, so let me say it again: there are few things in life greater than nipple-slips. Unintentional nudity from someone sexy is kind of like the gift that keeps on giving! Ladies’ fashion continues to get sexier and revealing each year, yet us guys have to try to remain subtle and only occasionally glance at the body parts being beautifully displayed, virtually sitting there served up on a platter. We have to make a conscious effort to look you in the eye as your amazing breasts fight with your low-cut dress for freedom and respectability right in front of us. Therefore, it’s understandable that we rejoice when one of those things slides loose. It’s like God is awarding us for not staring directly at them earlier!
I came home from doing some stand-up at JoJo’s on U Street in DC(I’ll be there next Tuesday, so check me out), only to find that not one, but TWO celebrities that I am quite smitten with gave the world a free show: Solange Knowles and Nicole Scherzinger!
I feel a little bad for posting the link to the Solange one, because she’s the one woman I follow on Twitter that is cute, seemingly down to Earth, funny, creative…yet doesn’t know my black ass exists. I’m LEON, dammit! I’m not used to being someone else’s fan! So now I’ve revealed to the world that Solange has joined the ranks of Lauren London, Cassie, Claudia Jordan, Jessica White, Ciara and Christina Milian on my list of Celebrity Crushes….so posting this link of her embarrassing moment is probably the equivalent of sexual suicide, should I ever happen to meet this woman. I may as well have a Taliban bomb kit strapped to my crotch.
Now you all know how I feel about Nicole Scherzinger. This LeBron James Nike commercial is pretty much my vision of a perfect eevning, minus the basketball shoes:
“Don’t pump fake me now…”
So to see that she gave the world a free show too, definitely made me smile.
I’ll end this by saying, ladies of the world, us men thank you for choosing stylish fashion choices, and we also thank your breasts for coming outside to say “hello” now and again.
Hahaha, how could I not expect this? If there’s nipples to be seen, Leon’s all over them (figuratively, I’d expect, lol). If I had a twitter/followed other people’s twitters, I’m sure I’d love Solange’s. She seems pretty dry and sarcastic, which I love…and also am.
Nicole Sherzinteenylongasslastnameybopper is pretty hot, but it has to suck to be dying to go solo but forever chained to the Pussycat Dolls. It’s like she’s Sisyphus. Sad, lol.
The mere fact that you found a way to compare the plight of a Pussycat Doll to Greek mythology is actually WAY sexier than a nipple-slip! :)
that has GOT to be the longest commercial for a shoe ever.
Sorry folks – she might be cute and all – but something about Nicole irks the hell outta me. And no I’m not hatin. (rollin eyes)
@ CurlyQ, I think it was only meant for the web, hence the length. Plus, your breasts are outstanding, so I know you’re not hating!
Leon,
This is in my Top 5 Favorite Commercials. I was rollin’. I wish I could find the woman I could seduce with a pair of J-Bones.
i accidentally flashed people at my junior prom…..any other flashes have been intentional since then.