UNBEWEAVEABLE!!!

by on 20. Feb, 2009 in Hair, Violence, Women, Youtube

In my entire life, I’ve only heard of two people to ever catch a bullet with their teeth: Superman, and Bruce Leroy from The Last Dragon. Technically, these two should not count because they are fictional characters. If you really want to get specific, Superman isn’t even a person; he’s an alien from the planet Krypton. I am pointing all of this out, because one real-life woman upstaged both of these fictional characters recently, by catching a bullet with her hair weave!

I don’t want to make fun of the circumstances surrounding this incident, but I do want to say that we may very well be reading about the world’s first Hoodrat Superhero! Picture it now: Her home base is beneath a Korean nail shop in the middle of a rough neighborhood where she gets equipped with razor sharp French Tips that can slice through walls like Wolverine. Her designer knock-off handbag is filled with all kinds of deadly weaponry. Her only weakness, is her credit score. Basically, as long as she’s not applying for a loan or a job, she’s damn-near unstoppable!

Before anyone decides to get overly sensitive and say “Well, how do you know she was black?” let me inform you that I got this story from BET News. If ANYBODY is going to break a story about the world’s first Bionic Hoodrat, it would be BET! Besides, this is a comedy site. Stop fishing for controversy and laugh already! The most important thing to take from today’s entry is that whoever put her weave in that tight deserves a reward. She gave this woman a weave that’s stronger than Teflon, and in the process saved a life!

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    10 Responses to “UNBEWEAVEABLE!!!”

    1. jkc 20. Feb, 2009 at 2:18 pm #

      haha, unbeweaveable. clever pun, sir.

      Reply
    2. msdailey 20. Feb, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

      ha! certainly unbeweaveable!!!

      I guess its good for something lol

      Reply
    3. Desiree' 20. Feb, 2009 at 5:32 pm #

      You are silly.

      I don’t get the whole weave thing, if you have short hair rock it and be proud.

      Reply
    4. J-Biggs 20. Feb, 2009 at 5:52 pm #

      That’s incredible… and pitiful… all at the same time.

      Reply
    5. BritChick8682 20. Feb, 2009 at 8:01 pm #

      “Basically, as long as she’s not applying for a loan or a job, she’s damn-near unstoppable”-Too funnny!

      Reply
    6. Buji 21. Feb, 2009 at 5:00 am #

      lol@ bionic hoodrat!
      and all she could think about is fixing her car’s rear window!
      too hilarious!

      Reply
    7. anonymousnupe 21. Feb, 2009 at 8:35 am #

      Don’t spread this or they’ll have to kill us: This is the substance that our military forces stuff into soldiers’ flack jackets to make them impervious to enemy fire and shrapnel.

      Reply
    8. Cephas 21. Feb, 2009 at 2:52 pm #

      her weave got its own swag

      Reply
    9. CurlyQ 23. Feb, 2009 at 9:28 am #

      How did she even know she’d gotten hit is my question. Was it when she went ot try and comb that hot mess of a hair do and a bullet fell out?

      Reply

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