What are you all planning on doing for Fat Tuesday? It’s cold as polar bear balls here in DC, which makes it hard for someone like me to Pretend like I’m in New Orleans and get into the Mardi Gras spirit. Still, tonight gives folks an excuse to indulge in large amounts of liquor and show off their breasts for beads, so I expect that some of you will be partying somewhere, and hating life tomorrow morning at work.
I am going to stop by the stand-up comedy open mic at JoJo’s on U Street and talk a little trash onstage. They start around 8 or 8:30, so if you don’t mind going out in the cold, come though for awhile. Just don’t try to heckle me, because the jokes I deliver at your expense will deliver a retroactive abortion to your self-esteem.You won’t even be able to remember a time when you were cool when I’m through with you!
All threats aside, where are the boobies and beads gonna be at tonight? If you know, please spread the word. Sharing is caring! Knowledge is power! Don’t hide it, divide it!
