Don’t Rough Up McGruff!!!

You know times are rough when McGruff the crime dog gets assaulted. Saturday in Colombia Heights, a police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog was minding his own business, teaching kids how to take a bite out of crime…when a Metro bus driver got the drop on him and took a bite out of his ass with a right hook!

I don’t know what possessed the bus driver to get up and punch a guy in a costume in front of a bunch of kids, but that’s soe cold business! I mean, I know driving a bus with a bunch of smelly passengers has to suck sometimes, but it’s kind of messed up to take it out on a grown man in a cartoon character costume with a giant head attached. He was either under the influence of something, or badly in need of anger management. While part of me laughed at the story, the other half kind of wished that the kids had rushed that bus driver and repeatedly stomped him in the nuts.

The worst part of the story is that Officer McGruff never saw it coming, thanks to that big ass costume head. Getting sucker punched sucks. Getting sucker punched in a big ass costume really has to ruin your afternoon. I hope that bus driver gets what he deserves, because McGruff didn’t want any trouble! He just wanted to relax in his 1970′s trench coat and keep the kids out of trouble!

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11 Responses to “Don’t Rough Up McGruff!!!”

  1. Leigh 03. Mar, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    This is the craziest story! I wonder what the back story is..no one would randomly hurt McGruff :(

  2. TC 03. Mar, 2009 at 9:18 pm #

    LMFAO!!! I’ma need some video of said incident

  3. msdailey 03. Mar, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

    Insane!!! People really don’t want their jobs, do they??

    Asshole!!!

  4. CurlyQ 04. Mar, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    The driver said he did it to be funny. But what would possess him to think the kids would find it funny? He’s clearly got mental issues and should be locked away with the other crazies.

  5. Ed The Sports Fan 04. Mar, 2009 at 9:23 am #

    Well the driver did say he was trying to be funny, he succeeded mightily in that regard. KARMA KILLS! Even for McGruff…

    -Ed.

  6. Lauren 04. Mar, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    I haven’t seen a McGruff commercial in about 15 years LOL.

  7. The Common Share 04. Mar, 2009 at 12:38 pm #

    Update
    Seems Metro never did a thorough background check. The guy was once arrested for prostitution. I’m not making this up I swear!!

  8. The Common Share 04. Mar, 2009 at 1:04 pm #

    Brim, who has been employed by Metro since 2003, will undergo drug and alcohol testing by Metro officials, and his future with the agency is under review, Smith said. Brim has a history of arrests in the District of Columbia, including on suspicion of prostitution on Oct. 30, 2006, possession of PCP in 1994 and possession of a gun in 1990, according to court records. In each case, prosecutors declined to file the charges in court.

  9. The Common Share 04. Mar, 2009 at 1:07 pm #

    So, basically, our Metro drivers need to have the same blow in the tube before the car can start device that they use for people convicted of a DUI. What in the Krispy Kreme hell is this world coming to.

  10. Jeff 04. Mar, 2009 at 10:00 pm #

    i heard this on the news the other day, but i couldnt really hear anything cause grandma was talkin lol

  11. caslines best business on the planet. 24. Apr, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    Talk about an apple og gold well this is it get started now

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