From The “Worse Than Teabagging” Dept…

Now THIS motherf*cker needs his ass whipped! That’s just nasty for no damned reason! Ol’ Wilford Brimley looking ass skeeting in that poor lady’s gum. I can’t believe I missed this story when it was news.

There are lessons to be learned from this:

Lesson 1: Stay on the janitorial staff’s GOOD side! This actually paid off well for me back in college, because the guy that used to clean my freshman dorm would pick up liquor for me and pass along free samples of the weed he sold every now and then. All I had to do was crack my usual jokes and introduce his old ass to the occasional freshman chick who wanted nothing to do with him.

Lesson 2: When in doubt: LOCK YOUR SHIT UP! I learned this lesson last year when my iPod got stolen off my desk during normal work hours. The cleaning crew would come in toward the end of the day, but I really think it was someone who was a regular employee who took it, and not one of them. Either way, from that point on I stopped trusting ANYONE I worked with when my back is turned. Maybe that’s not a good way to go through life, but since I’ve adopted the “don’t trust anybody and lock things up” strategy, I haven’t lost any more iPods and no one has skeeted on my Trident.

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3 Responses to “From The “Worse Than Teabagging” Dept…”

  1. Tracy H 03. Mar, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    One word….Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  2. CurlyQ 04. Mar, 2009 at 9:19 am #

    I can’t see the video or pic posted.

  3. Wonderlove 04. Mar, 2009 at 3:14 pm #

    “I be teabaggin hoes” ~ Leon

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