I want to know when it became fashionable for teachers to start having sex with their students? Every few months, it seems like another story makes the news where some 22-36 year old woman is giving some 13 or 14 year old kid hands-on sexual education tutoring. Now, I can’t lie, if I were in that situation at that age, I would have pimped it to the fullest and blown a teacher’s back out in order to make sure I’m making the honor roll. Then again. I’d also be even more of a screwed-up, cancerous mole on the teat of society than I am now.
This latest teacher, Christy Lynn Martin, looks a little scary. She got caught because she exchanged naked photos via cell phone with the boy, which in itself is stupid. Here is some advice to any aspiring criminals who may happen to read this(not that I think any of you readers are scumbuckets, but just in case): If you’re committing a felony, please avoid using cell phones. More importantly, it is unwise to have PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of your misdeeds. I can already see the prosecutor cross examining any character witness Martin puts on the stand:
“Mr. Martin, Please take a look at Exhibit A. IS THIS or IS THIS NOT your daughter, straddling a dirt bike butt naked with a jello pudding pop in her mouth? No further questions, your honor.”
I have a few more questions, so maybe you all can help me find an answer to them:
- How come this type of crazy-ass news story always seems to happen in Florida?
- What the f*ck are we doing wrong as men, for grown women to feel the need to start humping 14 year olds?
- Do I need to expand on this topic and write an entry about acceptable and unacceptable cell phone flirting/picture sharing? It appears that the world could benefit from a little bit of clarity on the subject.
Please do write on it! I am recently single and it seems that grown folk are participating in that nonsense in that all willy-nilly. But I’ve been out of the dating scene for a while…so I don’t know. I’d love to hear your hilarious slant on it too.
Had somebody send me a penis pic the other day. he thought that much of himself. Why Lord?? Why?? And u got these teenagers “Sexting”. Sending porno pics of themselves to God knows who.
ROTFLMAO!!!! sorry… had to get the laughter out before i continued with some kind of cohesive response…
1. yes, please check ur fellow brethren on what they’re doing to make these crazy women turn the sexcapades onto children while i have a conversation with the ladies on acceptable behavior while teaching children…
2. this whole sexting phenomena is getting ridiculous. i wrote a blog about it like 2 weeks ago and since then, ppl have committed suicide and other foolishness… it’s a mess
all i can’t do is smdh…
I just want to chime in to make sure you know we don’t think of you that way, the whole “screwed-up, cancerous mole” thing. Let the record show that I’ve always considered you more along the lines of a wart, or, at worst, a chancre.
LOL @ anonymousnupe
There’s something in the air in Florida. But I think this just shows how women are just as guilty when it comes to pedophilia (and, dare I say, domestic violence)
it think it’s crazy and it does seem to happen in Florida. But the craziest thing is that it’s becoming more and more common like that’s life. and it’s ok. i don’t know
Oh man, these grown women are a mess. It’s not so much about what grown men not doing, but what these older women see in these young boys? I’m 21 and I don’t even look at boys 3 years younger than me.
And yes, please enlighten us on the etiquette of flirting through pictures.
it’s totally strange how it seems so many women are getting caught for this. probably a vicious cycle starting in childhood.
but damn, looking back, there were a couple of teachers i totally would have banged…oh well.
Hmmmm…..this is a new phenonomen to you? Teachers have been having sex with students for years…..it’s just that the internet has made it readily known thru out the country. Ever since my 2nd grade year(1968)…there has been “known” teacher student sex. Usually it was with a male teacher, but it has been going on for years. I myself have been privy to sex with female teachers from the 6th grade on, especially in my junior high years(7 to 9th grade), but I must admit….out of the 17 teachers I had sex with, none have been as ‘hot’ or ‘pretty’ as today’s teachers whom are caught!
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you people is sick and you are some lames and hores
This is like so nastee why the hell do teachers feel itz okaii 2 have sexual relations with these little boys its nastee and they should be in jail!!!!!!!!