I Guess It Happens In Utah, Too

Once again, I found a story about female teachers having sex with a male student. The difference this time, is that both accused teachers had sex with the same 13 year old boy! They claim to have had no knowledge of one another’s activities, but I don’t know if I believe it. They probably exchanged notes and whatnot. Sitting in the teacher’s lounge, passing that poor kid around like a blunt backstage at a Redman concert.   

Normally, I would call that boy a pimp for banging two teachers at the same school at age 13, but I have seen what these women look like. Therefore, I cannot give that boy any macking credit for these conquests. Those teachers look like poster children for low self esteem and hard living. He could have probably gotten an ugly threesome going and taped it, if he really felt like applying himself. Then again, who would want to witness such an epic tryst of the fugly more than once?

That said, it may just be that he was so happy to get some forbidden ass at age 13, that he was grading on a curve as far as appearances. Besides, he’s young, so he probably has not had the benefit of someone older and wiser telling him “Young man, you never go ugly early! You only talk to women like that once you’re sh*t-face drunk, the party’s ending and you’ve exhausted all desirable options…Even then, you only do it under the cover of darkness!”

That last paragraph or two was mean, wasn’t it? Ah well. I’m making fun of a couple of kid f*ckers, so it’s kind of hard for me to care about hurt feelings. They’re on their way to trial, then it’s off to the bootyhouse where they belong!

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4 Responses to “I Guess It Happens In Utah, Too”

  1. lola gets 11. Mar, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    “Sitting in the teacher’s lounge, passing that poor kid around like a blunt backstage at a Redman concert.”

    You are so wrong for that! But go right ahead, theyre kid-fuckers, they deserve to be fucked with.

    L

  2. anonymousnupe 11. Mar, 2009 at 2:37 pm #

    It stands to reason, though, doesn’t it? You know, with the whole Mormon polygamy thing? Youngin’ was just preppin’ for later!

  3. MYGoodness 11. Mar, 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    This is just gross.

    How are you chasing after a little boy? He still has breast milk breath! He plays on a jungle gym! How is this appealing?I don’t get it.

    Talk bad about them, it’s only right.

  4. Kindra 11. Mar, 2009 at 4:43 pm #

    I’m still trying to figure out why grown ass women are attracted to little boys. I mean, even when I was a pre-teen and teenager, I wasn’t interested in their wet-behind the ears behinds! So why in the HELL would a grown woman(or women) be interested? Where is the appeal? WHY is there an appeal?! What is wrong with these people!?

    Such a sick, sad world we live in. *smh*

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