To all of you readers who are on Spring Break or are about to go on Spring Break, be careful if you’re planning on taking trips to Mexico. The drug wars out there sound pretty crazy right now. I just got through reading about a story where five human heads were found in separate coolers on ice under a ficus tree. If THAT’S not a drug killing, I don’t know what is! Nothing else would make someone go through that many changes just to kill some people!
Think about it: The killers had to murder five individuals, cut their respective heads off, get rid of the bodies, then go hit up the nearest 7-11(or Siete-Once, or whatever you call it out there) to buy five individual styrofoam coolers along with five bags of ice. You have to be pretty pissed off, or extremely intent on driving home your point to take that many steps just to send a message.
So if they did this, and they’ve been abducting Americans for ransom in Phoenix, what makes you think they won’t make it to the resorts and go after some Girls Gone Wild on vacation? Everybody knows the best bargaining chips for kidnappers are pretty white women. Celebrities and politicians are next, followed closely by contractors.
Black people, this is one of the few times that racism works in our favor, because kidnappers know that odds are, no one is going to search for us nor barter big money for our return. Hell, Nancy Grace and the rest of the Cable news folks won’t even look up from their 24-7 coverage of the latest missing little white girl to give your black ass a single mention! Therefore, when the kidnappers hit the resort, they will be like “Vamanos! Yo no quiero Blackie! Get the f*ck on!” Do as they say, and then tell your story to the news.
Well, only tell your story to the news if you are capable of speaking the King’s English. Please don’t go on TV if you know you’re a simpleton, or you can’t talk. I better not cut on CNN and see someone on there like “Yeah, I saw the whole thang! The little vato n*ggas came in with guns like ‘It’s La Bamba muhf*cka, Imma kill you! Get on the floor!’ They ain’t keep me, cause they know I’d have whupped they Mexi-Rican asses! B*tch I’m from Dade County!“
Ok, now I’ve truly strayed from the topic at hand. The main reason this entry was written was to tell you Spring Break travelers to be careful!
Thanks for posting this! Besides the LOLs it brought, it is a good warning. I live in Phoenix and it’s being broadcasted to NOT visit Mexico during Spring Break due to all the drug violence. I’m glad you’re putting it out there for the rest of the people :D
Had me in tears laughing this morning man – but for real, that’s no joke. Sad.
Back in the day, I took a trip to Acapulco for my high school senior trip…ahh, the drunken memories.
5 heads but no Coronas? WTF?!
Yeah…WL said it!
Yeah man…its crazy down there. I was on the west coast earlier this year. Visited a friend in San Diego. The drug-related crime in nearby Tijuana being reported was off the chain.
I gotta go to Mexico next year to attend destination wedding. My black ass will stay right on the resort!
LMFAO @ “Dade County”
“Marcy Son, WHAT!?”
“Siete-Once”….LMAO!! Look, I’m from Jamaica and the same kinda crazy shit goes on there too. I think its the equatorial heat. I don’t care a rats testicles about patriotism, my ass ain’t moving back. F*** a flag!! God Bless America, where I can be relatively sure my chances of going headless are slim. Trust, if they start that BS here I’m out. Luxembourg is looking splendid.
Well hell, I’m not going back until August, but now you have me scared LOL
*re thinks Cancun trip*
I’m still stuck on the graphic. LOL!
Obviously, this is a very serious subject, but I’m laughin’ so hard that I’m crying!
Thanks for letting the peeps know about this, but you must also include Jamaica, Haiti, Puerto Rico, Brazil and Columbia. Americans are big targets for kidnappings on a regular basis….just be careful peeps!
hi if some of you are going to come to cancun and want to meet me contact at hhg_bert@hotmail.com
LMFAO HAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! OMG CANT BREATHE!!!
@ Travis, thanks!