Michael Jackson is not worried about people’s jokes. He does not care what you think about his nose(or lack thereof). To be honest, he really doesn’t need to care! That man can still sell out 50 shows faster than most artists could ever hope to sell out one!
I had a conversation with my friend G last night in regards to the question “Which effeminate black man got more sex from the ladies? Prince, or Michael Jackson?” Our conversation went a little something like this:
G: Michael got more ass back in the day.
Me: Nah, Prince got more than Michael.
G: You think so?
Me: Yes. I mean, Mike was and still is more famous, but Prince was a devoted freak for a long time! Michael Jackson got sidetracked and started playi1ng with giraffes in his backyard and sh*t like that.
G : Good point! Prince been on that freaky sh*t
Me: Prince probably said stuff like “Stand over there! Now, take off your clothes, raise your arms up, close your eyes…and imagine what silence looks like. Have sex with me. Now, go home…And leave your blouse here. It’s nice.”
G: “I’ll need those heels, too.”
Me: “What size are these? 8 1/2? That’s perfect! I will wear them on Thursdays.”
You now see what it’s like being my friend. The conversations I find myself in are nothing short of memorable. Ignorant and pointless, but memorable nonetheless!
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Sounds like conversations I have w/my bothers; ignorant & pointless, but funny as hell! I agree w/you – Prince was definitely the one getting more. Prince exuded sex – Mike exuded ….. ummm….. I can’t say I believe Mike has ever gotten or wanted any;not from Brooke Shields, Lisa Marie OR his kids’ mother. He always acted to child-like to throw down.
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Y’all are a mess! Long live ignant conversations!
@ Tracy, I think Mike has had sex with a lot more women than people think…He just has issues now…LOL
@ Wonderlove, I agree
“Prince probably said stuff like “Stand over there! Now, take off your clothes, raise your arms up, close your eyes…and imagine what silence looks like. Have sex with me. Now, go home…And leave your blouse here. It’s nice.”
LOL.. That definitely sounds like a convo my sister and I would have.
Prince seems like he would’ve gotten down way more than MJ.
Thank you so much for commenting on my blog b/c it brought me to yours. HILARITY. Mike got “sidetracked and started playing with giraffes…” I think I heart you ;)
LMAO…ignorant and pointless convos are the best!
Plus I heard Prince was hot on making you a pancake breakfast the morning after. What girl could resist?
I wasted all afternoon trying to picture what silence looks like. I must say that does sound like something he’d say…
LMAOOOO!
But this was a no brainer. Prince actually liked girls
I think people would be surprised how much ass michael jackson got, especially through the 90s. there was a report saying him and lmp were getting down 5 times a week!