As I’ve probably mentioned on here before, I have been doing pretty well as far as keeping a regular, disciplined workout schedule over the past few months. Although I knew that I was making progress, I had no idea just HOW MUCH progress I had made until this past weekend. I knew that I’d moved up in the weights that I lift, and results have become more visible, but it took me getting on the scale to officially take notice. I have picked up 5 pounds of muscle since last month, mainly thanks to intense, no-nonsense workouts on a regular schedule, as opposed to my usual “when I feel like it/when I have some free time” planning strategy.
As a result, I feel that I must warn the city of DC that I really am going to to be the Black Matthew McConaughey this summer. Don’t be surprised when you see me running up and down Georgia Avenue with no shirt on like it’s Venice Beach, playing ultimate frisbee with other people dogs. There is nowhere in the city to surf, but I will find a way to slide the word “stoked” into everyday conversation regardless, just because. Hell, I might just take up yoga, and do that outside with no shirt on, too.
Oh yeah. It’s that serious! Added muscle, plus the summer sun making me less high-yellow for a few months…Things are looking up for your favorite comedy blogger. I have a right to be stoked, dammit!!!




don’t forget to post pics for us ladyfolks :D
damn..it is almost summer. I need to get my fat ass in gear.
I agree w/Megan – pictures will be necessary for eye-candy purposes….then we can all be stoked ;-)
PS: remember what comes along w/being “McConaughey-esque”….the lack of the use of deoderant. He’s all natural, baby! (LOL!)
@ Tracey, I’m never giving up deodorant. Besides, Matthew is rich and white, so it’s impossible to have everything in common with him!
@ CurlyQ, I’m sure you look great.
@ Megan, someday. Your best bet is friending me on Facebook, because most pictures of me end up there before they ever make it over here.
Yup, pics or it didnt happen.
I have to agree with everyone…..This blog is pointless without REALLY good pics. HAHAHAHA
Did I tell you I was a amateur photog? I’m available should you need one….you know, to allow everyone the opportunity to be stoked right along with you. LOL!
@ Leon – thanks for lying to spare my feelings but I’m a realist.
Oooohhh!! How could you possibly achieve more manly, manliness than you are currently blessed with. I do not believe that the women of this city, no, the country, no, the world could possibly entertain that much Hunktasticness!! It would just be too much. Warning!! Do not stare directly at the Manliciousness. LOL!! I may have gone too far. Luv ya!!
the fact that you used the word ‘stoked’ just f-ed me up. like, even moreso than the frisbee.
Ya know, you could always just COME to THE actual Venice beach and just run around shirtless. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
;)