…but don’t call me when Chuck comes to your house and whips your ass! A Chuck Norris ass whipping is a fate worse than death, or so I’m told…
P.S. Mr. Norris, sir…If you happen to read this, I am NOT the one responsible for making this Photoshop image of you in an Aretha Franklin old lady church hat and O.J. Simpson murderer glove. SHE IS!!! I am simply the messenger. Do not shoot the messenger. Do not punch, strangle, torture, roundhouse kick or throat-chop the messenger, either. He does not want trouble in any way, shape or form!
@ Chelsia, sorry for snitching, but I need to make sure that the right person receives that mail-order Chuck Norris beatdown. I’ll bring flowers and visit you in the hospital once Chuck has left town.
