When it comes to sex-related topics, I have never been one to shy away from asking the tough questions. Today is no different, although this topic may hurt a few feelings here and there. This Thursday morning, I am going to make a few queries about faking orgasms. Before answering these questions, I need you all to think about whether or not your significant others read my site. A live relationship argument on ListenToLeon.net may make the comments section that much more entertaining, but I promise you that you won’t want your business out there in print form, for the entire internet to see!
Now, on to the questions!
If you are faking orgasms, WHY?! I know there are lots of different reasons that women do this, but I’d like to hear some from you wonderful folks out there in cyberspace.
Don’t you think that communication and honesty would be a better option? I’d much rather hear the ugly truth if I weren’t satisfying someone. That way, we can try to work it out, or move on to more compatible partners. Then again, I’m not your average fellow. I’ve never gotten any BDRs(Bad D*ck Reports) in my life, and I pay attention to detail, which usually works out great. Then again, I’d be a fool to think that no woman has ever faked it with me at some point, as illustrated by the Billy Crystal/Meg Ryan conversation in the video above. Besides, the insecure type of guy probably wouldn’t touch this subject with a 10-foot pole, so I have to put it here so that all of my brethren may someday benefit from reading the replies. Even with men of less-than Leoninan self-esteem, you can still talk about this sort of thing. Just be diplomatic and choose your words wisely.
What is your patented “go-to move” used in selling your fake orgasm performance? You know you have one, so go ahead and share it. I promise that I won’t tell anybody that you’re having sex with!
That’s it for now. I’m very curious to see what comments this entry gets. They are sure to be more entertaining than the actual post itself!
I’m not one to fake it. If the magic ain’t happenin’, I’ll just as soon start doing my nails while you’re “in business for yourself.” Then my “go to” move that signals the Big-O would be if I blew hard on my nails. Then I’m done.
My fake orgasms are practically academy award winners. I swear sometimes I get more involved in seeing how convincing I can get and watching the reaction of the “under-performer” who now thinks he is the “King of the World.” However, if with my stellar performance he takes too long to get to the point, my “go to move” is faking a charley-horse or some kinda muscle related pain. This again requires another chances to exercise my acting chops. Like the man said “All the world’s a stage.” There was one person who wanted me to work through the pain….the bastard.
LOL @ “the bastard.”
@ the commenter NOT named Marissa, I think any man would get the point if a woman broke out nail polish in the middle of sex! I’d either stop, or intentionally start thrusting harder to make her mess ‘em up! LOL
YA’LL ARE CRAZY!!! I AM CRACKIN THE HELL UP OVER HERE!!
There was one guy I was with and I faked it the first time just cause I didn’t want to hurt his feelings, then after that I had to keep faking it! But one day he put it down right (finally) and my real Big-O reaction caught him off guard. He was like “What was THAT about?!” I told him he what he just witnessed was the real deal Holyfield and came clean about faking it in the past.
I don’t fake it. I’m real and I keep it blunt. With my fella, not only does he have to perform to the utmost standards, but he also has to entertain me. I’ll show signs of boredom real quick with a loud, obvious sigh or just be like ‘get off me if you’re gonna bullshit around, I don’t have time for this’ and it usually helps him get his groove back to back-breaking quality. Ladies, don’t make him think he’s doing something when he’s not!
Whenever I start to fake it (which hardly ever happens), I actually have a real orgasm. I do agree with the multitude here…if what your partners doing isnt working, tell them and try to work on something that will! Either that or go your seperate ways…theres no need to waste anyones time.
L
I’ve been faking it for a while and propose that those who should continue to fake it take a two-pronged approach. Yes, the requisite moaning is necessary. If your able to speak in tongues even better. (I’ve never been able to let go and speak in tongues because I think I’m just too aware of myself.) Now enter the coochie clench (commonly know as the Kegals). Very important! Just pulse a few times at the right time (you’ll know when) and he’ll think he’s gotcha. You want your faking to be multi-dimensional.
I am DYING …doubled over in laughter@the responses ….LMAO@Leon thrusting harder to make the girl mess up her nails!
Reasons for faking it:
1) To speed the process along – yeah I had a real O about 30 min ago – NOW CATCH UP!
2) It’s easier to fake an O than to break that man’s ego/heart. besides – i’ve tried telling them the truth and they just dont believe me. They prefer to blame me saying my shit must be stretched/worn out.
3) cuz otherwise, he won’t want to stop giving me bad head and move onto what he does best – stickin it!
Go to move – curling the toes, arching the back, and acting like I’m running away from the stick all the while moaning my head off – letting my eyes roll back and then close so I dont have to look at his ass anymore!
I wish I could hug you curly q.
LMAO and why is that Two Cent betty?
To answer your questions…
Why?
Really cuz I just want it to be over already lol. You not about to wear me out from doing nothing. If you won’t cum already then I “will”.
Communication and honesty?
Without telling on myself or counting the number of guys I’ve been with, I’ll say this. Men don’t LISTEN…ever. You all don’t listen to us when we’re talking normally and you damn sure don’t listen in the bedroom. How many instances where I’ve said “don’t stop” and he stops, “right there” and goes someplace else. I’m convinced men will do whatever they want to do in the bedroom just as sure as they can get a nut out of it. Now you wanna be all concerned I’m not having an orgasm…riiiiight…..
My go-to move?
I can fake body quivers. I’m skilled. lol
You know…I have never had to fake with a woman or with toys.
I’ve only had to with one guy and it’s because he wouldn’t listen! I tried to be honest and work through it together but he insisted on having his ego stroked instead, so he just kept doing his own thing and wouldn’t stop until I faked it. On the plus side, he REALLY wanted to please me, but on the flip side he wouldn’t listen to how.
I never fake it. I had a guy ask me if I had an orgasm (HELLO! IF YOU HAVE TO ASK…….). Anyway, when he asked I was honest and told him no, but added that I’d had a great time, which I did. Do you know that fool had the nerve to try to convince me that I had in fact had an orgasm. WTF!
I really can’t stand when a man F**** for himself and not his partner. I refuse to fake if you can’t get me to the promise land, then I certainly can take myself there..:-)
Fakin it….. Can’t do it. Fortunately I haven’t needed to. I’d rather have that hard conversation(scuz my pun). And say what?? I’d tell the guy what I really like about is style and talent (make it the description pornographic); maybe even tell him how much I enjoy a few things outside his repertoire. If that doesn’t help, it’s a done deal.