I’ve never had anything against Carrie Underwood. I think she’s a very lovely young lady with a great voice. I don’t even care that she used said voice to encourage unstable women the world over to f*ck up people’s cars. Carrie Underwood is Leon-approved! I must make all of this crystal-clear to keep Carrie “Stans” from coming here and calling me a hater, since the next paragraph contains jokes. LOTS of jokes.
Carrie Underwood is pretty, but that dress makes her look like a giant rose from Hell. That’s a lot of dress for someone that small! She must have run out of tickets for her friends, then decided that getup was the perfect way to sneak them past security. It almost looks like she’s sprouting out of the scalp of Jabba The Hut. That, or Humpty Dumpty after he had his Great Fall.
Whatever the case, don’t hold this entry against me Carrie. No one is immune to a ListenToLeon clowning. Not even you. As long as you never, ever, everevereverever wear some bullsh*t like that again, you’re good over here!
LMAO@ a big ass rose from hell
lol @to encourage unstable women the world over to f*ck up people’s cars. :)
LMAO @ to encourage unstable women the world over to f*ck up people’s cars.That used 2 be my song and you know why?? Her stylist needs an ass-whuppin for this and she obviously was in a place with no mirrors. All that fabric and there are people in Africa with just a loincloth. Shame!!