Apparently there is a spray-on viagra being tested right now. If scientists can figure out a way to give limp d*ck mofos a new lease on life with a spray, it’s only a matter of time before they come up with an “I’m Sexy” body spray that actually turns women on. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know one single person that can actually make the claim that a body spray got him laid. It may have made him smell better, but I’ve never heard a woman say “That guy’s wearing Tag! I’m gonna give him some in a men’s room stall, right now!”
It just doesn’t work that way. However, the discovery of a spray that gives erections leaves open the window of promise! Then again, I can see that going the other way, too. Suppose someone actually were to invent a spray that makes women horny. Your lady would always have a built-in excuse for cheating on you. “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it…He pulled out a can of ‘Moist’ body spray, and next thing you know, I’m up against a wall getting rammed! Blame it on the can, baby…Blame it on the can.”
Dudes will be talking to their boys about someday settling down with a beautiful woman with goals, ambitions and no sense of smell. Some might even go so far as to make his woman wear nose plugs whenever he’s not around. Looking at her whenever a guy walks past and getting angry, like “You were sniffing that motherf*cker, weren’t you?! Don’t lie to me b*tch, I know what you were up to with your reckless nostrils!”
I guess this “Moist Bodyspray for Women” idea isn’t all that great after all. Once again, this is Leon of ListenToLeon.net, overthinking the most random of sh*t.
An even more useful spray is one that cures that Premo EJ aka blowing your load too soon. One small step for mankind…
LMAO @ settling down with a woman with no sense of smell.
Bwahahahahahaha…..Yes Leon. This was some random ish. Keep it coming! LOL!
@caviar jones Kegels help with that. Isn’t just for women. ;)
I sniffed him baby but that was it, I swear!
It’s all pheromones. Try finding a cologne called Sexu’al by Michel Germain. Buy it, wear it and thank me in the morning…LOL
@ Kindra
I am cosignin’ your comment from the Capital letter to the period. I was fortunate to discover the power of Kegels at 15, so they most definitely get the Caviar Endorsement!
@ Kinda and Caviar
Kegels is one of the main causes for Premo EJ. Kegels have had many-a-men cussing himself out in the bathroom mirror…lol
@ Kindra, Allawishis and Caviar Jones, I’m going to have to get a urologist over here to straighten out this Kegel debate once and for all.
Also, I’m checking out that cologne. If it works better than Unforgivable or Hanae Mori, I’m sold!
speaking of viagra…if you dont need it and your man package works normal, u should try that shit. your dick will be invincible. you will be able to fuck scores of women all in one night. you can douse your cock n balls in cold water and you still would be at attention.
Leon,
You are a cultured gentleman for being up on the Hanae Mori…I tip my hat off to you.
@allawishis: Using the Kegels is like driving a stick, you gotta know when to hit the brake and when to back off on it!
Tension is your enemy in the sack! Maybe Leon should make this a post in and off itself.
If you wear Hanae Mori… I love you. That is an instant panty wetter for me. I don’t know many guys that know about that shit except anyone I bought it for. kudos to y’all.