Public Apology From Leon

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not the type of person who is too stubborn to admit when I’m wrong. Nobody’s perfect. Besides, I’m so awesome that even my mistakes are entertaining and noteworthy. Therefore, I own up to my screw-ups, and claim them. Today, I’m claiming that I probably should have been more respectful of the TiVo and DVR crowd when I spoiled the plot from that episode of House. As punk-assed of a reason to get mad as I feel that was, I do respect that you are all well within your rights to get in your feelings about it like some kind of pansy schoolboy bitch.

Not that I’m calling you all pansy schoolboy bitches. I’m just saying…    

I’m sorry for not thinking about your needs. So sorry, that I’m going to serenade all of my DVR viewers to make it right. I’m even breaking out the shiny suits and choreography for you!  “Girl you see that I-I-I,  I APO-LO-GIIIIIIIZE! Tell me what to do-o-oooo, TO GET THROOOOUGH TO YOOOOOOOU!”

Thank you very much! I’m available to sing at parties, weddings, funerals, bar-mitzvahs, bachelorette parties and pretty much any other occasion, as long as you’re paying cash.

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8 Responses to “Public Apology From Leon”

  1. Dom 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

    I don’t use a DVR so once the episode is over, it’s on the viewers to duck and dodge spoilers if they haven’t seen it already!

    The only thing that’s unacceptable is time difference. Over 24 hours, though? Fair game.

  2. SOUTHERN_BELLA 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    ooohhh leon do you do private parties??? i got crispy billz if you do? lol j/k

  3. SOUTHERN_BELLA 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:47 pm #

    When i say private i mean one on one ;)

  4. Jeff 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:55 pm #

    Man we jus need to get u DVR or sumthin

  5. ListenToLeon 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:59 pm #

    @ Southern Bella, I can do one for you ;)

    @ Jeff, thats funny!

    @ Dom, I agree that the time difference is the one thing that should always be universally respected

  6. mr.6'5 09. Apr, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    i hope you lose your wifi for a week after this blog….

  7. Elle 09. Apr, 2009 at 1:26 pm #

    LMAO! You’re going to need to apologize for this apology

  8. Spidey Ras 10. Apr, 2009 at 9:37 am #

    shoot, I went and saw that episode of House b/c of your spoiler. Nice that they threw in a twist every now and then to the same ole mystery disease, House diagnoses it wrong, says something snarky, broods, more wrong diagnoses, then the last minute out of left field diagnosis and then some f#@k*n’ Moby song plays out the end of the episode. That sh1t was cool the first season, but every week it just became too much of the same old.

    I switched over to “Big Bang Theory” and “How I Met Your Mother” and came back to Fox for “24″

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