Someone’s Lunch Smells Like Dog Food

I am in the office right now, and someone’s lunch smells like dog food. I know this is something better suited to  Twitter or a Facebook status update…but I felt like sharing with the world. I don’t even want to walk past the kitchen area, because if I actually see someone I know eating Puppy Chow, I don’t know how I’m going to react.

Will I cry a tear of sadness? Take pictures and send it through the office e-mail from someone else’s computer? Who knows? I might just start shaking the hell out of them, then deliver a sound, open-handed slap in the mouth and yell out “GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, DAMMIT!!!”

Whatever the case, I’m going to need whoever it is dining on Kibbles’N Bits to cut it out.

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8 Responses to “Someone’s Lunch Smells Like Dog Food”

  1. Jeff 09. Apr, 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    awww man funny shit lmao

  2. Hamptonian4life 09. Apr, 2009 at 1:12 pm #

    It’s the recession Leon. It has brought people to new lows. LOL.

  3. leigh 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:27 pm #

    Gross! Remember that time Andre tricked me into eating dog food?

  4. SOUTHERN_BELLA 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:38 pm #

    okay its offical im getting fired for laughing so loud at your site! and the funniest thing isnt the blog it’s your sister’s comment…oh leon you have to tell this story…or atleast get lee to give a follow up comment on what actually went down…. I see a classic leon and leigh growing up story !

  5. ListenToLeon 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:49 pm #

    @ Leigh, I forgot all about that!!!

    @ Southern Bella, I’ll try to put something up about the “Dog Biscuit Incident” tonight or tomorrow morning

    @ Hamptonian4Life, that reminds me of the episode of “Good Times” where the neighbor was eating dog food!

    @ Jeff, it wasn’t funny when I was smelling it. I think it might have been soup…but it smelled just like dog food!

  6. leigh 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    It wasnt as bad as it sounds. My cousin Andre tricked me into eating a biscuit. Not the mushy stuff. I mean either way still gross. LOL!

  7. leigh 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:51 pm #

    Aww man I guess I told the story already :(

  8. SOUTHERN_BELLA 09. Apr, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    @ leigh
    no your good i know leon will bring the details!

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