Jimmy Dean is Safe! More Swine For Me!

…I mean, umm…Thank God the man and his family are alright!

A house fire almost took out the Sausage King last night, but luckily, Jimmy Dean and his family escaped unharmed. I know the company would continue to make high quality, tasty swine products even without their founder, but still…The man is a legend to me for the many breakfasts he’s made enjoyable in my house. Even if my arteries are going to turn on me one day, it doesn’t change a thing. If that ever does happen, I hope I’m eating a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit at the time, because that way I know I’ll die happy!

I’m about to show my age again, but the moment I typed the words “Sausage King” on here, I had a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off flashback. I immediately thought of “Abe Froman:The Sausage King of Chicago.” If you’re one of the 12 people on Earth whom haven’t seen Ferris Bueller and don’t get that reference, do yourself a favor and see the movie, ASAP! Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200! Head straight to the video store or Netflix and watch it!

But yeah, back to the subject at hand: Here’s to Jimmy Dean’s health, and here’s to swine, glorious swine!

*Adding bacon to my grocery list*

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2 Responses to “Jimmy Dean is Safe! More Swine For Me!”

  1. Cephas 21. Apr, 2009 at 6:20 pm #

    this post from the guy who is “cutting back on greasy food and liquor”

  2. ListenToLeon 22. Apr, 2009 at 1:25 am #

    Yeah man…Swine is the last of my vices!

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