I just saw that Fox News has decided to pass on airing President Obama’s 100th day press conference on Wednesday. I can’t say that I’m surprised by this slight, but quite frankly, the fact that I’m not surprised is pretty sad. This back and forth partisan foolishness has to stop, because it’s getting to be ridiculous. At this point, folks on both sides need to quit playing the cable news propaganda game, and worry about coming together as Americans.
I mean, I don’t know if anyone’s still paying attention, but we’re still knee deep in a filthy, stanky, doo-doo sh*tstorm of problems, from the economy to the War on Terror to swine flu. We may be addressing these issues right now, but it’s going to be awhile before things are alright for most Americans. So now would be as good a time as any to shut the f*ck up and embrace each other on some Koom-bye-yah sh*t.
I hate to spit out fire and brimstone warnings, but this needs to be said: Divide and conquer is REAL! Let’s get stronger, before China slaps us in the mouth, talking ’bout “B*tch you got my money?!” and gets Canada to break our thumbs.
Yeah, I said it! Canada!
Those hockey-playing, Labatt Blue drinking sons of b*tches have been the butt of jokes here for years. I’m sure they’re sick and tired of our shit! Let’s not show signs of weakness, because you never know when they’ll strike! They might even talk some other places into kicking us in our red white and blue nuts, like Puerto Rico, Brazil and Argentina. Those countries produce some good looking women, so it won’t be all bad when they come to the US and take our lunch money. Then again, they won’t give us any, since we just got bitchalized** by their countrymen.
Basically America, it’s time to take our frustrations, put them all in one place, build a bridge…and get the f*ck over it. Why can’t we be friends?
Disclaimer for overly sensitive douchebags: I know it’s kind of reaching to assume that one press conference slight will lead to us having to learn the Canadian National Anthem, but this is a comedy site. That’s what I do: I satirize and exaggerate what could happen, for comic effect. If you take this entry literally, then you’re an idiot, plain and simple.
**Bitchalized used courtesy of The Brutha Code, who coined that phrase years ago.
The ulimate indiginity would be France bitch slapping the U.S. with a croissant.
Take our lunch money. Classic. LOL!
lmao…and i thought news is supose to be un bias stupid me!
Lmao… I love how you named Puerto Rico as a place that may strike back at the U.S.! Especially since it is a part of the United States. Isn’t it funny how most of us Americans don’t regard Puerto Rico as being a part of this nation? And vice versa too… That is until one of them gets mistaken for a Mexican crossing the border. Then they’re quick to say “I voted for Obama! I’m an American!”
@Dark and Stormy, I remember that year when they beat USA Basketball in front of the entire world. They SURE didn’t claim us then!!!
LOL @ Southern_Bella
@ Natalie, they might even give us wedgies
@ Patty Duke, it would be even worse if the Frenchmen were all wearing berets and striped shirts, too!
This partisan b.s. has gone way past bedtime. Tell the GOP and the Dems to hug it out, B*tch!
Barack is a stronger man than me. I would have had to publically say something about this. The Lord picked the right brother to be President.
fox is a special bitch i swear….