I saw this clip of Farrah Franklin from Destiny’s Child on a reality show called Millionaire Matchmaker over on PopCrunch, and well, you know me…Thoughts jumped into my head. Thoughts that I must share with you all:
Thought 1: Farrah still looks pretty cute, but I can’t believe I never noticed until now that she sort of favors Hoops from Flavor of Love.
Thought 2: The similarities don’t end with the golden brown skin and light eyes. Farrah Franklin and Hoops have both been on reality shows about finding love with rich people, thus granting or extending their 15 minutes of fame. NBC/Viacom pimpin’ at it’s finest!
Thought 3: Has anyone ever actually heard Farrah Franklin sing? I know she has to be able to, since Beyonce’s pops let her be in the group in the first place. Old Man Knowles was not messing around when it came to Beyonce and the Pips, I mean, Destiny’s Child back in their heyday.
Thought 4: I’m not trying to call Mr. Millionaire Date Guy a punk or anything, but it’s pretty obvious who’d be wearing the strap-on in that relationship, should those two become a couple. If I were sitting around for 4 hours waiting for my date on national television, I would have at least made a smart ass comment when Franklin strolled in the door. Something like “You look nice. Then again, you SHOULD look nice…Your ass took 4 HOURS TO GET HERE!!! My friends are watching this! My MOMMA IS WATCHING THIS! Go sit ‘cho little ‘Say My Name’ ass down, and think about how much of my precious time you wasted! This is ‘MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER!’ Not I ‘AIN’T GOT SH*T BETTER TO DO, SO F*CK IT MATCHMAKER!’ My time is MONEY, woman!”
Thought 5: Do you think Oran “Juice” Jones is a millionaire? If so, he should have been her date. The speech in thought 4 would be extra entertaining, coming from him!
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Actually, Farrah was portrayed as the “millionaire” on the show! Which made me think, “where did she get millions from?” Anyhoo, she sang a little on the show and said that she left “Destiny Child” because she didn’t like the way she was treated! She was trying to find love and she was 4 hours late! She did the show because she has an album (do they still call them albums?) coming out soon. She does look like Hoopz! You are spot-on Leon.
i’d beat her…like clubbing a baby seal…
She got them Medusa eyes.
Who the ef waits around 4 hours for a date, maybe if she was beyonce, and that is a huge maybe, I might wait, but for one of the “pips” he he hell no!
She’s best friends with a good friend of mind. I should try to get the real story and report back…
LOL @ MissE’s investigative reporting!
@ T, it doesn’t matter who is it! 4 hours is crazy!!!
@ MZ, that’s funny! Never thought about them that way
@ Mr. 6’5″, PETA is going to be waiting outside your house, ready to throw red paint on your clothes for that comment!
@ TLUV, if she’s a millionaire, then more power to her! It must pay REALLY well to be in Destiny’s Child for about two months
I know farrah from way back in her fresno days she is an old hoe who made it got big headed And got the boot. She didn’t like the way she was treated b.s I know some pimps she stayed with that treated her worse. I heard her and the chick from candy girls is best friends and she’s trying to put her on her show. P.s farrah lay off the nose candy