That’s right, at the wedding of my good friends Jabbar and Sade, we start with straight shots, and then pop bottles! Not just ANY bottles, either. Bottles of Cristal…ino.
That’s right! I had to get our oh-so gracious host Jeremy to pose with a bottle of Cristalino, the fake-me-out version of Cristal. He wisely covered the “ino” with his thumb, which makes this photo priceless in my opinion. You know what else was priceless that day?
ME!!! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO, DAMMIT! I WAS CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG ON EASTER SUNDAY!
Now that I’m done yelling in print form, let me just say that the day was absolutely beautiful, and it was easily the most fun wedding I have ever been to thanks to the great people who were there. The lady in the photo above is the groom’s twin sister, and another former neighbor of mine. The groom is the bald-head dude hugging it out in the background. I haven’t even had a chance to properly go through my photos and videos from the night, so these two are the only ones making it to the blog today. Ladies, if you need more to fulfill your ListenToLeon fantasy, feel free to make your way over to Facebook and discreetly pleasure yourselves, if that’s what you had in mind ;)
Also, congratulations to Talib Kweli and DJ Eque since they tied the knot on the same day as my friends.
Heading over to facebook…..now. LOL! ;)
You clean up nicely Leon :)
Congrats to them all!
@ Wonderlove, it’s great to see two people truly in love come together. I feel like a bitch just for typing that. Let me go put on a lumberjack shirt, chop down a tree, have sex and start a barfight to re-establish my macho machismo standing in society…
@ MomMon, thank you :)
@ Kindra, have fun :D
Twin sis sho seems to be enjoying being cradled in your deep pectoral cavity, brah. It’s interesting how you just introduced us to her and left it at that. Come on, man. I was a mass media major. I can often tell as much from what is not said as I can from what actually is. And I’ve seen that flushed expression on a comely lady’s face a thousand times. But I understand: It would be deleterious to dish on your boy’s sister. So we’ll just *wink*.
fake bottles of chris…hell nah
LMAO @ anonymousnupe with the just “wink”
LMAO @ anonymousnupe with the just “wink”. I agree – there’s a story there – he’s just not willing to share just yet.
“Cristalino?” PRICELESS! :D
@ Anonymousnupe and CurlyQ, NOTHING has ever happened between me and the lady in that photo, and NOTHING ever will! So let me stop the speculation right there.
…nosy bastards! LOL
@ mr. 6’5″, it actually wasn’t bad, believe it or not. I didn’t have a hangover the next day, either.