Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a toast. Here’s to the man or woman responsible for inventing the cameraphone! Whoever you are, you deserve your own holiday. Your invention has single-handedly revolutionized the sex tape industry. No other product in the last 20 years has made it easier for one to produce spur-of-the-moment, impromptu smut. Now that we’ve seen both Cassie and Rihanna naked in less than a week’s time, I feel that the rest of the world owes the inventor of the cameraphone a debt of gratitude.
Sure, improper storage and deletion of said smut can lead to a few compromising predicaments, as Hoopz of “Flavor of Love” learned today, and Kelis may be finding out next week. The pros of cameraphones still greatly outweigh the cons. I can imagine that “independent film making” back in the 80′s had to be rough, considering video cameras were so large that you had to wear them on your shoulder.That, or set up a tripod and hope that you are doing the nasty at an angle that will look good on camera. The third option would be to have someone else in the room working the camera, but that would kind of makes things considerably less intimate.
…Unless that’s the kind of stuff that you’re into. I won’t judge your freaky-deaky ass.
Technology has progressed to the point where you can conveniently whip out the cameraphone as things start to escalate with your significant other and say something as simple as “do something sexy” or “pose for me.” Next thing you know, you’re reminding yourself to keep your phone locked, so you don’t accidentally sit on the wrong button combination and send pictures of your naughty bits to Grandma or Uncle Charlie.
I often wonder about the celebrities whom should know better than to leave their naked photos and home grown smut laying around all willy-nilly. Some people don’t seem to care(like Kim Kardashian), and others are obviously trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame(anyone who ever kissed Flavor Flav on national TV). For those who seriously do not want to become instant porn stars, I recommend that agents start instructing their clients on pressing “delete”, using passwords that people can’t figure out, and keeping all other people at least 10 feet away from their electronic devices.
In the meantime, I’m raising my glass one more time, in honor of cameraphone smut, and whomever the great person is whose invention is responsible for this era of naked famous people, and easy, do it yourself pornography!
Here here! *raises red plastic cup of booze*
Which is why all recording devices must be turned off and stored in a bin the hall closet when you can to my house.
Which is why all recording devices must be turned off and stored in a bin the hall closet when you come to my house.
@ Herb, you drinking dark or light? Gotta know whether to pour you some Remy or Grey Goose, my brother!
@ Cap’n Kirk, that’s a good rule to have! Just like in the strip clubs!
…or so I’ve heard…
You are right, this was suck a great weekend for celeb camera-phone smut. I actually have list of names I am ready to download-
Rihanna
J.LO
Hoopz
Kelis
Im a long time reader…I don’t stop by as much as I used to but for some reason I said l would stop by today just to see if u had commented on this very subject and low and behold it’s the top post today……I to would like to also join in on toasting the inventor of the camera phone I throw my mayonnaise glass in the air filled with red kool aid and say VIVA LA CAMERA PHONE
hahaha…u know that we know camera phones are the shit…
hoopz is a must see. somebody tell that fool to hurry up and leak that sucka lol
OH wow. I want the phone just so I can take pics quicker of the foolishness I see on the mean ignorant streets of STL