The Missing Link Is Found!

by on 20. May, 2009 in Missing Link, Sasquatch

The big news today seems to be the fact that the Missing Link may have been discovered. You hear me?! An ACTUAL missing link! And it wasn’t Sasquatch or Brad Garrett! This is a pretty interesting discovery.    

The History Channel is showing a special about the discovery next week, so I’m going to try to catch it. I know I could read more about this on a number of websites right now, but quite frankly, I’m not in the mood to be scientific. I’m only posting about this, because it gave me an excuse to once again compare Brad Garrett to Sasquatch.

I figure, by the time the documentary airs, I’ll be in the mood to learn how this fossil validates Darwinian theories. Until then, I’m just going to subscribe to the Leonian Theory of Sasquatchivity, which says that Brad Garrett is a shaved Bigfoot who learned how to speak and subsequently embarked on an acting career.

In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy’s father, “Goonie Goo-Goo”

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    3 Responses to “The Missing Link Is Found!”

    1. Resha 20. May, 2009 at 2:57 pm #

      you’re an ass for this LMFAO!!

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    2. anonymousnupe 20. May, 2009 at 3:20 pm #

      Everybody loves Sasquatch!

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    3. Wade 20. May, 2009 at 4:26 pm #

      “an excuse to once again compare Brad Garrett to Sasquatch” classic Leon at his best! you are too much!

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