I heard about this story last night, but I had to check it out online and confirm it, because it sounded too crazy to be true. Alas, the story of Desmond Hatchett, the 29 year old man with 21 kids by at least 11 different women is true. The sad thing is that his income is so low, that child support can only take out $2 a month for some of the children. Constitutionally, there is nothing the state can do to stop him from having more kids. However, the mothers of these kids need to start posting “Do not have sex with this guy” fliers with Hatchett’s photo in bars, nightclubs, restaurants, coffee shops, corner stores, or anywhere else he might be going to meet chicks. Something needs to be done to keep this man from adding to his already formidable army of bastards.
I mean, just look at the photo! Desmond Hatchett is sitting there thinking about his paycheck, singing “Heaven I need a hug, is there anybody out there willing to embrace a thug” to himself. It’s a God dammed shame. The whole situation leads me to ask these questions:
- Has this guy used condoms…ever?
- Who are these chicks that keep getting knocked up by him?
- How can Hatchett only focus on the “feels good” part of sex, without even thinking of the “what about the consequences of going in raw” aspect? Especially after the first few kids?!
- Y’all think he has all these kids because he’s knocking the bottom out from under these chicks? Or is he a bottom feeder with a bunch of ugly baby’s mommas?
- How has he avoided catching any STDs after all this sex? You’d think he’d have died from some new and improved disease at this point, like AIDS 2.0, AIDS Reloaded, AIDS Strikes Back! or something.
I am still upset that it’s something that really happened and not just an internet prank. I was hoping that the story originated over on The Onion or something. Alas, the truth is more ridiculous than anything any comedy writer could ever come up with. I pray that those children someday grow up to be more responsible adults than their father.
On that note, I want to send my condolences out to Mike Tyson over the loss of his 4 year old daughter. Although I’ve made Mike jokes over here before, Tyson has lived an unbelievably rough and tragic life, and I really believe that he struggles to did the best that he can(most of the time). Whatever your personal opinion of the man, no one should have to bury their 4 year old.
RIP to Mike’s baby. Now that we got that outta the way.
AIDS STRIKES BACK? AIDS Reloaded? I hate you. I really really do.
Also, I’m amazed that his penis has not just decided to detach itself, move on, and get its own apartment. [21 kids ÷ 11 women = some of them let him knock them up MORE THAN ONCE.] I’m pretty confident he’s not hitting off dimes…or even women that can read…or bathe regularly. I feel sorry for his member.
LMAO! @ “AIDS 2.0, AIDS Reloaded, AIDS Strikes Back!” I’ve been gone waaaaaay to long. This guy needs to be castrated, medicated, and vasecto-mated (yeah…i made that up)
Lord have mercy, Jelani’s day has turned for the worst.
A guy I went to school with impregnated three women in three weeks. His three kids started kindergarten last year. I would like to believe that the guy you wrote about has unattractive baby mamas, but history has shown that lots of sisters are attracted to dudes who aren’t doing anything with their lives.
He’s probably a walking STD. Almost as many kids as his damn age. WTF!
“adding to his already formidable army of bastards.”
Today’s gut laugh.
I just read about this earlier… seriously grosses me the fuck out. he’s GOT to be a cesspool of STDs
Trying to find a bright side Lawd!! I’m really trying. A Black man in the white house and we still got this foolishness to contend with. I feel like the old black grandmother talkin’ ’bout “I tell y’all the Lord is comin’ any day now.”
DAYUM!
Those children would be better off if the mother’s walked away and never told them who or what their father is.
Dude prolly got Syphilis “Extreme”
Enigma, PLEASE!!
Damn. That brotha needs to get fixed. These females need to take responsibility too.
And I thought my dad was bad…lol
I think he is a nasty son of a bitch that needs to have his dick cut off n mail back to him, I kno he probably is carry every STD out there known to man and the ones unknown! I feel bad fir the kids because it sucks to know that this is ur dad beat daddy and. Hope they don’t turn out the same cuz that’s the last thng we need is more no daddy, poverty welfare babies! They say never wish death on a gone but this bastard deserves to die! So ladies watch a d his already bad y mamas get sum pride cuz ain’t that much love in this world that’s just stupid and shows you have no self esteem!