I was flipping channels past Sportscenter, and they showed footage of the Chicago Cubs’s Carlos Zambrano’s meltdown after getting ejected from Wednesday night’s game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. All I wanna know is, what did Gatorade ever do to you to deserve this?!
I wanted to embed the video, but Major Leage Baseball is being stingy and preventing me from putting it over here. I’m not going to make too many Zambrano jokes, because dude looks like he might be able to beat my ass in very brutal fashion.
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As long as you’re not wearing a Gatorade suit I think you’ll be alright.