I’ve been hearing that I missed Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character pretty much face straddle Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards. I can honestly say that I DEFINITELY made the right choice by watching Deadliest Warrior: the IRA vs the Taliban on Spike instead. I’ll gladly choose explosions and objects being shot with an AR-15 over male ass nudity any day of the week, 7 days a year for the rest of my life and once more in the hereafter.
Still, it’s funny that Eminem was the victim of face rape on live TV, considering all the stuff that he went through years ago regarding anti-gay lyrics. People on Twitter are already conspiring that Nick Cannon set up this gay him up in response to Em’s lyrics about Mariah Carey. Can you imagine if Nick Cannon really were behind some kind of gay hit? The only way it could get any funnier is if that dude from Pretty Ricky jumped out from nowhere and started dancing next to them.
Now that the publicity stunts are out of the way and the jokes are out of my system, let me get back to work. Let me know what you thought of the rest of the show, and feel free to share your eyewitness accounts of the alleged incident.
*EDIT* Apparently, this ASS-bush was staged…at least according to Eminem’s people. Still, that ass is too close for comfort! Here’s the video. Check it before MTV gets hold of it:
*EDIT 2* I replaced the first video with one that should last a little longer. Also, I’m hearing Eminem did not have anything to do with it, and he was understandably VERY angry.
I think that that ass was too close for comfort
Yeah, that was TOO close!
Viacom ALREADY took down the video. They wasted NO time tonight.
I don’t know how they could stage that. There is NO WAY any man would let another put his nuts near his face in public. But then again, would a man ever have his nuts in such a vunerable position if he wasn’t certain the other man wasn’t again to harm them? I think I’ll go vomit now. Thanks, Leon.
HILARIOUS!!! If that was planned, Eminem must be a FAG. I knew he liked hanging out with big black guys but, looking at this video I guess he’s into white guys these days! I can hear the razors of all of Eminem’s fans….shaving their fake blond hair. Who wants to be like this guy? Known for having the NUTS slapping their chin on live TV? Anyway, wasn’t his 15 minutes up about 10 years ago?
EM IS A GOOD RAPPER BUT TO BE HONEST HE GOT A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!! LMAO
So who won between the IRA and Come-Mr.-Taliban-come-tally-me-bananas? I turned before the Green Beret v. Russian Spetznaz episode went off. That was the most inane entry I have ever seen. It was basically about whose bullets were deadliest. I mean, are there degrees of dead once a bullet enters your cranial region?!
@ Anonymousnupe, all the shows come down to the weapons, and whatever random figure the simulation computer comes to. The IRA won. You KNOW they wouldn’t let the Taliban win while we’re still at war with them! LOL
LMAO
Yo, Eminem got played on this for real. I almost kinda feel bad for him, except the fact that he’s got about 37 times more money than I do. He’ll be aight.
-Ed.
fuck eminem on either count.
he’s a fag if he agreed to this shit, he’s a pussy if it was real and all he did was walk out (after getting his d-12 friends to help him.)
you make the kind of hardcore music you make, then when a grown man puts his nuts and ass in smelling-distance of your face…you cop a pissy fit and walk away?
the streetz don’t got you on this one, and even your middle-american fans are turning in their eminem shirts by the second.
behold: how to lose 10 years of credibility in 20 seconds of footage.